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Eighty five percent of girls can't take a joke regarding gender, amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
hahahah good one!
-p.s i'm a chick.
by Anonymous14 years ago
(KEEP.THE.PEACE): Awesome
by Anonymous14 years ago
you're an idiot
that's saying a lot coming from a person named "KEEP.THE.PEACE"
by Anonymous14 years ago
I'm pretty sure that statistic is a little--if not severely--exaggerated.
by Anonymous14 years ago
iseewhatudidthar.
by Anonymous14 years ago
oshit.
by Anonymous14 years ago
oshit is right.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Your display picture has a silly banana in it.
Just saying.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I see.
by Anonymous14 years ago
So true... it scares me. Sometimes I wanna rip their heads off. :/ And I'm a girl.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I'm in the fifteen percent that can.
by Anonymous14 years ago
DONT CALL ME A GIRL! THATS DEGRADING!
D:<
by Anonymous14 years ago
FINE, FUCKING LITTLE BITCH-ASS WHORE!
(how's that?)
by Anonymous14 years ago
FUCK YOU! YOU MEN ARE ALL THE SAME! DDD:
by Anonymous14 years ago
FEMINIST BITCH! ;D
by Anonymous14 years ago
DEGRADING MANWHORE! D:
by Anonymous14 years ago
DIE IN A FUCKHOLE WHERE EVERYONES HAVING SEX BUT YOU ARE FORBIDDEN OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN TO SHIT!
by Anonymous14 years ago
15% right cheyuh
by Anonymous14 years ago
by these comments it basically proves that the female gender can't take any kind of joke at all... and that's saying something
by Anonymous14 years ago
very true
by Anonymous14 years ago
THATS SO OFFENSIVE! HOW DARE YOU!? I CAN TAKE A JOKE THAT JUST WASN'T FUNNY!!!
by Anonymous14 years ago
Apparently, you cant this was a joke...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yeah, and I was kidding. :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
: D Now i wont have to go over to your house and punch you in the face : P
by Anonymous14 years ago
Oh... Well thanks? Haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
Guys can't take gender jokes either. After a gender joke that goes against them, they feel it's necessary to come back with a joke about girls. This post is true for both genders. Besides, for no apparent reason, jokes about girls are always degrading and jokes about guys are only funny. How does that work. It's just another double standard is all.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Ok, so what if guys find girls about girls funny but jokes about guys degrading. Your opinion is in no way bipartial.
by Anonymous14 years ago
"Find girls about girls funny"? That doesn't make any sense. And I don't believe "bipartial" is even a word.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Ok, I made a typo. What are you, an English teacher. Come on, nobody likes English. Get back in the classroom you nerd. haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
No, I'm not an English teacher but yes, you could call me a nerd. And you grammar mistake made it impossible to understand your comment, therefore rendering it useless. Just sayin'.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Well if you're a nerd, can't you stick the word in there I meant to put in there. Also, you can't start a sentence with and. If you're going to correct my grammar, make sure that yours is also correct....
by Anonymous14 years ago
@724307 (ChuckNorrs22): Bipartial is not a word i believe you meant impartial or bipartisan. And typo? How can that be a typo?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Besides, I don't think I've ever heard a guy gender joke. There are only girl ones. "Make me a sammich woman" gets old. Not only that, but it grates on girls. Sure, maybe it's funny the first few times a girl hears it, but you guys have no idea. It's just another objectification (all the "girl" jokes are) of the female gender and guys think that it's no big deal; girls don't. It's annoying, disrespectful, and degrading and you guys who think it's funny have no clue what it's like. Try thinking how you would feel if every time some girl didn't have a comeback and they said "Make me a sammich, it's all you're good for" (or something along those lines). It has an effect on you. It's not funny. At all.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I never said "make me a sammich." The ones about the kitchen and crap aren't funny, but the rest are.
by Anonymous14 years ago
No, they aren't. They're disrespectful and degrading. Just think, everyone whines about racist jokes all the time, but sexist jokes are ok? I could say a black joke right now and get flamed with comments but if I make a gender joke about girls, I'd get tons of "good job"s and "nice one"s and "that was fucking hilarious! I've gotta use that some time :D"s. And as I said before, I've never heard a guy gender joke.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Ok, we all apologize for not bowing down and kissing every woman's feet that we meet. (that rhymed) I mean, what's wrong with poking fun at women because they have to unload everything in their purse to find something. Grow some skin
by Anonymous14 years ago
The whole bowing down and kissing feet thing? Not related to anything I said. Please stop trying to make me look like the bad guy here. Secondly, my point is this: there are tons of girl jokes out there and practically none (if any) guy ones. Totaly sexist. And girls are just supposed to accept this "being poked fun at"? You call them "gender jokes" but they're really just "girls jokes". It's old, tiresome, and not funny. Women are descriminated against all the time and people act like it's ok; it's NOT. Just think how often girls are disrespected in "harmless jokes that are jsut make to poke fun". They're all about sex. Think of this double standard: if a girls sleeps around with a whole bunch of guys, she's labeled a slut, whore, etc. But if a guy sleeps around with a whole bunch of girls, he get's high fives, is called a "player" (or whatever other terms there are), and is congratulated, etc. It's all connected, and no one think anything of it.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I say some of those jokes sometimes, but I'm not serious and I don't think anyone who says those jokes is serious. If they are I'm right with you, but if they aren't I don't see the point in getting your panties in a bunch about it.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I agree with you. "Sammich" and other sexist jokes are not funny, they are overused and degrading. There are a FEW gender specific jokes that are funny but those ones are not degrading.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Just to address this, sammiches aren't directly related to sexist jokes. If you look at it in terms of Pokemon, the sammich is the evolution of the sandwich as the second stage of the evolutionary line. The following evolution would be the [for the lack of a better word] Torta, or giant Mexican sandwich that looks like a sub but isn't quite a sub
by Anonymous14 years ago
Go on make me a giant mexican sammich then.
by Anonymous14 years ago
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND
by Anonymous14 years ago
But please leave out the "Mayo" kthx.
by Anonymous14 years ago
the part where i said "find girls about girls funny, is a typo there mr. right
by Anonymous14 years ago
Tpo is a typo by girls (the first one) I think you may have meant joke. That is not a typo. That is a mistake, not a typo
by Anonymous14 years ago
God, everybody is a dang english teacher. Will someone stop with all this stuff. A typo is a mistake there genuis.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Ha ha ha ha no. Not an english teacher. A typo is an honest mistake, which is understandable. As in not that big a deal. As in one or two letters; relatively close on the keyboard. Girls is no where close to joke. You had a brainfart. That's what happened......Bitch....
by Anonymous14 years ago
so it's totally wrong to poke fun at somebody. How can you not poke fun at somebody. God, you take this crap WAY too seriously. Yea, and the ones about women and unloading all the stuff in their purse are about sex. I don't believe anybody should be sleeping around, because I'm a Christian. If it is wrong to poke fun at someone, then everybody that has friends on Earth are terrible sexist racist people.
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Anonymous): where the hell do you live? here in america theres lots of gender jokes that doesn't have to do with girls or guys( no, the the "that's what she said jokes"). i beleive you don't have a sense of humor at all.
by Anonymous14 years ago
"that's what she said" jokes are not gender jokes...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Its alright, I know I belong it the kitchen.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I'm a girl and I don't see what all the fuss is about. I rarely take 'gender jokes' seriously and personally don't get offended by them, as long as they are made in good fun and not a deliberate attack at women.
by Anonymous14 years ago
It honestly depends if the joke is funny.
by Anonymous14 years ago
wow, i can't believe you just went there. that's so sexist.
****sarcasm.
by Anonymous14 years ago
whenever somebody accuses me of being sexist, I just say, "So? There's nothing wrong with being Sexy." ;D
by Anonymous14 years ago
I like when I'm hanging out with my guy friends and they go "ah! Whyd you drop my skittles!" And I go "ah! I'm a woman!" Etc... :)
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