+489 Eighty five percent of girls can't take a joke regarding gender, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahah good one! -p.s i'm a chick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(KEEP.THE.PEACE): Awesome

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're an idiot that's saying a lot coming from a person named "KEEP.THE.PEACE"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure that statistic is a little--if not severely--exaggerated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

iseewhatudidthar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oshit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oshit is right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your display picture has a silly banana in it. Just saying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So true... it scares me. Sometimes I wanna rip their heads off. :/ And I'm a girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm in the fifteen percent that can.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DONT CALL ME A GIRL! THATS DEGRADING! D:<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FINE, FUCKING LITTLE BITCH-ASS WHORE! (how's that?)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUCK YOU! YOU MEN ARE ALL THE SAME! DDD:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FEMINIST BITCH! ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DEGRADING MANWHORE! D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DIE IN A FUCKHOLE WHERE EVERYONES HAVING SEX BUT YOU ARE FORBIDDEN OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN TO SHIT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

15% right cheyuh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by these comments it basically proves that the female gender can't take any kind of joke at all... and that's saying something

by Anonymous 13 years ago

very true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THATS SO OFFENSIVE! HOW DARE YOU!? I CAN TAKE A JOKE THAT JUST WASN'T FUNNY!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently, you cant this was a joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, and I was kidding. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

: D Now i wont have to go over to your house and punch you in the face : P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh... Well thanks? Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys can't take gender jokes either. After a gender joke that goes against them, they feel it's necessary to come back with a joke about girls. This post is true for both genders. Besides, for no apparent reason, jokes about girls are always degrading and jokes about guys are only funny. How does that work. It's just another double standard is all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, so what if guys find girls about girls funny but jokes about guys degrading. Your opinion is in no way bipartial.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Find girls about girls funny"? That doesn't make any sense. And I don't believe "bipartial" is even a word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, I made a typo. What are you, an English teacher. Come on, nobody likes English. Get back in the classroom you nerd. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I'm not an English teacher but yes, you could call me a nerd. And you grammar mistake made it impossible to understand your comment, therefore rendering it useless. Just sayin'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well if you're a nerd, can't you stick the word in there I meant to put in there. Also, you can't start a sentence with and. If you're going to correct my grammar, make sure that yours is also correct....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@724307 (ChuckNorrs22): Bipartial is not a word i believe you meant impartial or bipartisan. And typo? How can that be a typo?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Besides, I don't think I've ever heard a guy gender joke. There are only girl ones. "Make me a sammich woman" gets old. Not only that, but it grates on girls. Sure, maybe it's funny the first few times a girl hears it, but you guys have no idea. It's just another objectification (all the "girl" jokes are) of the female gender and guys think that it's no big deal; girls don't. It's annoying, disrespectful, and degrading and you guys who think it's funny have no clue what it's like. Try thinking how you would feel if every time some girl didn't have a comeback and they said "Make me a sammich, it's all you're good for" (or something along those lines). It has an effect on you. It's not funny. At all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never said "make me a sammich." The ones about the kitchen and crap aren't funny, but the rest are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, they aren't. They're disrespectful and degrading. Just think, everyone whines about racist jokes all the time, but sexist jokes are ok? I could say a black joke right now and get flamed with comments but if I make a gender joke about girls, I'd get tons of "good job"s and "nice one"s and "that was fucking hilarious! I've gotta use that some time :D"s. And as I said before, I've never heard a guy gender joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, we all apologize for not bowing down and kissing every woman's feet that we meet. (that rhymed) I mean, what's wrong with poking fun at women because they have to unload everything in their purse to find something. Grow some skin

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The whole bowing down and kissing feet thing? Not related to anything I said. Please stop trying to make me look like the bad guy here. Secondly, my point is this: there are tons of girl jokes out there and practically none (if any) guy ones. Totaly sexist. And girls are just supposed to accept this "being poked fun at"? You call them "gender jokes" but they're really just "girls jokes". It's old, tiresome, and not funny. Women are descriminated against all the time and people act like it's ok; it's NOT. Just think how often girls are disrespected in "harmless jokes that are jsut make to poke fun". They're all about sex. Think of this double standard: if a girls sleeps around with a whole bunch of guys, she's labeled a slut, whore, etc. But if a guy sleeps around with a whole bunch of girls, he get's high fives, is called a "player" (or whatever other terms there are), and is congratulated, etc. It's all connected, and no one think anything of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I say some of those jokes sometimes, but I'm not serious and I don't think anyone who says those jokes is serious. If they are I'm right with you, but if they aren't I don't see the point in getting your panties in a bunch about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree with you. "Sammich" and other sexist jokes are not funny, they are overused and degrading. There are a FEW gender specific jokes that are funny but those ones are not degrading.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just to address this, sammiches aren't directly related to sexist jokes. If you look at it in terms of Pokemon, the sammich is the evolution of the sandwich as the second stage of the evolutionary line. The following evolution would be the [for the lack of a better word] Torta, or giant Mexican sandwich that looks like a sub but isn't quite a sub

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go on make me a giant mexican sammich then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But please leave out the "Mayo" kthx.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the part where i said "find girls about girls funny, is a typo there mr. right

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tpo is a typo by girls (the first one) I think you may have meant joke. That is not a typo. That is a mistake, not a typo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God, everybody is a dang english teacher. Will someone stop with all this stuff. A typo is a mistake there genuis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha ha ha ha no. Not an english teacher. A typo is an honest mistake, which is understandable. As in not that big a deal. As in one or two letters; relatively close on the keyboard. Girls is no where close to joke. You had a brainfart. That's what happened......Bitch....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so it's totally wrong to poke fun at somebody. How can you not poke fun at somebody. God, you take this crap WAY too seriously. Yea, and the ones about women and unloading all the stuff in their purse are about sex. I don't believe anybody should be sleeping around, because I'm a Christian. If it is wrong to poke fun at someone, then everybody that has friends on Earth are terrible sexist racist people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Anonymous): where the hell do you live? here in america theres lots of gender jokes that doesn't have to do with girls or guys( no, the the "that's what she said jokes"). i beleive you don't have a sense of humor at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"that's what she said" jokes are not gender jokes...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its alright, I know I belong it the kitchen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a girl and I don't see what all the fuss is about. I rarely take 'gender jokes' seriously and personally don't get offended by them, as long as they are made in good fun and not a deliberate attack at women.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It honestly depends if the joke is funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow, i can't believe you just went there. that's so sexist. ****sarcasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whenever somebody accuses me of being sexist, I just say, "So? There's nothing wrong with being Sexy." ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like when I'm hanging out with my guy friends and they go "ah! Whyd you drop my skittles!" And I go "ah! I'm a woman!" Etc... :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago