+275 Adding "...and then I found five dollars!" to the end of any story, regardless of the subject, makes it an infinitely more interesting story, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The other day I murdered a stripper. As I was dragging her body to my designated area her bra ripped. And then I found 5 dollars!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was at the bank. They had misplaced $12,000.00 of my money. And then I found 5 dollars.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I swear, this is the story of my life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

After I found 5 dollars, I found 5 dollars.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Today I went for a walk and I found 20 dollars on the sidewalk. I picked it up and happily went on my way. Then I found 5 dollars!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I created a time machine that allowed me to travel back to prehistoric times, where I killed off an entire species and saved the modern human race from extinction. Then I found 5 dollars.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i corrected machine to macne to keep an amirite meme alive, and then i found five dollars!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was looking through an old "Where's Waldo" book I had lying around. I was looking for Waldo, and then I found five dollars!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The ultimate story: "So this BITCH... [actual story] ...and then I found 5 dollars!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I finally succeeded in destroying all the world's currency. And then I found 5 dollars. Sounds better as an FML

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank god I'm not this feeble-minded.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have a frie d that just always tells the dumbest, longest, most pointless stories ever, so when she's done we always ask, "and then you found five dollars, right?" it's funny because she doesn't get it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago