+455 Shakespearean swearing will always be cooler than normal swearing, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I prefer swearing like Ron Weasley.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Occasionally and gingerly?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No like "Bloody hel!l" and "Numpty!" =) But I am ginger too lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No sir, but I do bite my thumb sir.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Today my friend flipped me off and for some reasonn, I said, "excuse me? I bite my thumb at thee!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are a saucy boy!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just started Macbeth, loved the line "Are ye fantastical?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Richard III has the best insults, especially from Act I Scene III. "Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog! Thou that wast seal'd in thy nativity. The slave of nature and the son of hell! Thou slander of thy mother's heavy womb!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ha ha ha!!! My British Lit teacher said this today, it was awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You blocks, you stones!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Scratching could not make it worse. . . such a face as yours"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Strumpet is a personal favourite of mine. Cuckold goes alright too

by Anonymous 13 years ago