If you had a Roomba vacuum, you'd stare at it, mesmerized, while it cleaned, instead of using the time you just saved to do something else, amirite?

+494 If you had a Roomba vacuum, you'd stare at it, mesmerized, while it cleaned, instead of using the time you just saved to do something else, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WHILE YOU ARE MESMERIZED BY ME, MY ROOMBA COMPANIONS SNEAK IN YOUR WINDOWS AND RAPE YOUR HOUSEHOLD PETS. WHO IS LAUGHING NOW AT THE OTHERS INFERIORITY? IT IS I!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude... O_O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I follow it wherever it goes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is the Roomba the tiny circular vaccum they advertised on tv 9 years ago? Because that thing looked awesome.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, yes it is. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I WILL DESTROY YOU!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You frighten me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago