Also by Tweedledee+23Anti-drug agencies really shouldn't promote with pencils because it may say "Don't do drugs" at first, but after a few trips to the pencil sharpener it'll say "do drugs," amirite?
Also about compared+40Compared to those of men, girl's bathroom drawer are one set of vampire fangs away from being a special effects studio, amirite?
Also by Tweedledee+208If someone who lived before video games were invented were to come to present-day life they'd probably be confused by the things we say. "Okay so all you have to do is take the sledge hammer and hit the toilet, and then you get inside it. You'll be transported to another world where you need to use the sledge hammer to kill the king wombat, and then you've won!" Amirite?
Also about compared+67Being on an airplane looking down at how tiny everything is makes you realize how very, very tiny you are compared to the vast universe we live in, amirite?
Also about compared+414Think about how small you are compared to an elephant. Think about how small that elephant is to a whale. Think about that whale compared to a mountain. Think about that mountain compared to the earth. Think about how small the earth is compare to the sun. The sun is to the solar system. The solar system to the galaxy. The galaxy to the universe. You fell pretty small. amirite?
Also by Tweedledee+560There's no point in saying "no homo" because no one is going to think you're gay if you tell your friend you love them. I don't go to my little brother and say "I love you, no incest" or go to my grandfathers grave and say "I love you, no necrophilia", amirite?
Also about compared+46Putting "bitch" at the beginning of a statement is way more likely to be friendly compared to putting it at the end of a statement. amirite?
Also about compared+84Even though classic rock bands like Queen, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, etc are legendary and nothing could be compared to them, but that doesn't mean that today's music sucks. Music is still beautiful; just because lots of mainstream songs/singers/bands suck, doesn't mean all of today's music is terrible. Some people should just stop trying to live in the past and give a try to all the amazing bands and singers out there that will one day become legendary as well; amirite?
Also about compared+112It would suck to live in an underdog story, and be the team with actual skill. Because in an underdog story, years of hard work and dedication are nothing compared to "spirit", and 4 minute montage , amirite?