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Luke just join the Darkside already. Your parents are dead, your friends are dead, and your hands got chopped off. And in the future, everyone is going to dress like your dad for Halloween, not like YOU, amirite?

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Actually, when he gets the chance to join the Dark Side, his dad is still alive...der da durr

Anonymous +2Reply

He DOES join the Dark Side.

Mark Hamill voices the Joker!

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he does join the dark side for a bit, after his father died but not directly after, but then goes back to the light, and he only lost one hand

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"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away", star wars was set in the past in a different galaxy

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@"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away", star wars was set in the past in a different galaxy

Or you could just be intense with your thinking processes and say that the narrator of the story was just in a further future than the future Star Wars is in...

Anonymous -2Reply

Only his right hand gets cut off. Or did I miss something? :/

Anonymous 0Reply

Yeah, but I got to make out with Leia.

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