If you have a mustache that's long enough to twirl, you should be tying a damsel to the train tracks somewhere or lifting twenties-era weights in a leopard-print unitard. amirite?

+747 If you have a mustache that's long enough to twirl, you should be tying a damsel to the train tracks somewhere or lifting twenties-era weights in a leopard-print unitard. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or telling Tiny Tim that he must work through Christmas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or playing monopoly. Or selling Pringles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or in a 70's porno.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or making doves fly out of your hat while you twirl a cane.

by Anonymous 13 years ago