+974 Okay, so America is the face. Canada is a hat and Mexico is a beard. Alaska is an ear. Russia is a guy holding a gun to our head. Greenland is a speech bubble saying "Please don't kill me!". The carribean islands are tears sliding off our face, and Hawaii is the shell falling to the ground. That's a sucky picture , amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not even Michaelangelo could be that creative.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Since when do ears come out the top of hats?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahah , fantastic.. ;p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you want a gruesome image, Alaska could be the shot going off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's really annoying having to find a world map just to understand this post, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe you shouldn't have failed geography then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

By America I assume you mean the U.S.?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes. That's the only country commonly referred to as "America" as well as the only country that makes sense in the context of the post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yo, wobbuffet, awesome name and all, but don't be a smartass, the U.S. is not America, we are OF America, as clearly stated in our name. "United States OF America". Just because a country is commonly referred to as something, does not mean EVERYONE accepts this nickname, and it doesn't mean everyone understands it. People should start calling us by the proper name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

America is the only country with the word America in it's name, which is why it is called America. The "of" in US of A means that the states make up a country called America. Besides, what would you have us be called? United Statesians?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not denying that we are, in essence, America. But for someone to patronize someone else for not fully accepting/understanding that the U.S. is nearly always referred to as America, is wrong. And I disagree with you that the US of A makes a country. We are the United States of(in) America, Canada is Canada of(in) America, Chile is Chile of(in) (South) America, and so on. There is no region formally known as "America", it is North America, which consists of Canada, the U.S., and the northern most areas of Mexico. Then there is informally known as Central America, and even more south there is South America. The whole North/South America make up America.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn Russians....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

RUSSIANS REPRESENT, BITCH!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, I need credit for giving you this idea.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ATTENTION EVERYONE: The Llama above me gets partial credit for this. I would like everyone to go to the food pellet dispencer at your local zoo, put in a quarter, and feed him. That is all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BUT... Because Canada is so fabulous, the helmet is actually diamond encrusted, deflecting the bullet and leaving America completely harmless. In this split second of Russia's stunned state, America is given the chance to put Russia into a sleeper hold, rendering Russia unconscious. Yeah, Canada is pretty darn awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You, sir, have just turned this into an analogy of the Cold War.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im confused...i feel dumb :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought Florida was the penis

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude I've always thought that too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

America is a WOMAN.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll get you Russia! That was my favorite hat... and ear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago