+316 Never call your girlfriend/finance/wife a bitch, unless that's her thing. If that does happen to be her thing, DON'T forget the safe word. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate it when I accidentally call my finances a bitch and they aren't into that sort of thing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

finance lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dang it, I meant fiancée, but apparently finance is funny too. So whatever works.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The safe word?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A safeword is a codeword or series of codewords that are sometimes used in BDSM for a submissive (or "bottom") to unambiguously communicate their physical or emotional state to a dominant (or "top"), typically when approaching, or crossing, a physical, emotional, or moral boundary. Some safewords are used to stop the scene outright, while others can communicate a willingness to continue, but at a reduced level of intensity. Safewords are usually agreed upon before playing a scene by all participants, and many organized BDSM groups have standard safewords that all members agree to use to avoid confusion at organized play events

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...did you get that directly from the handbook?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope, copy and pasted it from Wikipedia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because sometimes no no no stop! Means yes yes yes harder! ...but pineapple means if you don't stop that I'm cramming your flogger up your ass

by Anonymous 13 years ago