+366 You wonder why there are no B batteries, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two people need to tell me why.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. "Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.?" "What kind?" "B-batteries.?" "What kind?!?" "B-batteries!!!"" :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

" I have a friend with a stutter and we always try to guess what he gonna say: is caramel, Carolina, oh carborator, dang it! Stutters aren't annoying, they're suspenseful."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup. To stop it from sounding like a stutter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demitri Martin jokes are only funny when he says it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there used to be two kinds of batteries, A and B, but now we have no use for the B, so we just use A, C, and D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just ask Demetri Martin

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The problem with B batteries were that they just weren't worth it. They couldn't do everything a C battery could, and the size wasn't used much anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"then there's d batteries so when a foriegn person asks for some they say, 'I'm looking for de batteries...'"

by Anonymous 13 years ago