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or the guy who had his car stolen files a police report. the police find his car totalled. his insurance covers the damage. his rates go up and his pathetic life sucks a little bit more.

THE END.

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@1501691

YOU ASSHOLE!!! angry smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +34Reply
@1501691

This comment is actually genius!

I am now in the most uncomfortable position ever, and have had my 12-day win streak ruined!

But it is still genius!

ReAction Movies. hehe smilie

If this went on long enough, the first guy would end up hi-jacking his own car.

I have actually thought about the guy whose car gets stolen... if "Wow, sucks to be him" counts.

Fitzkriegs avatar Fitzkrieg Yeah You Are +29Reply

This POTD has the most random and irrelevant comments.

Shuns avatar Shun Yeah You Are +17Reply

Or comedy movies
Image in content

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@KirstenAnn FUGLY

French toast is good for your soul

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Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +1Reply

The guy grabs one off the street, drives off, then another guy comes and grabs his car.

Niallmcgs avatar Niallmcg Yeah You Are +8Reply

The same goes for Grand Teft Auto. For all we know, the guy you just stole that car from may start a whole other game series. Or maybe he ended up being that hooker you just mugged on the streets.

I usually am that person, actually. frown smilie

I wanna know how he'd end up with the keys...

Anonymous +2Reply
@I wanna know how he'd end up with the keys...

Obviously he'd hotwire it. It's an action movie, everyone knows how to hotwire a car. The little girl that was saved from the fire in apartment 306B? She knows how. The old lady that was snatched from the path of a speeding train? She knows how. The man behind you with a butcher knife? He knows how...

Anonymous +2Reply
@Obviously he'd hotwire it. It's an action movie, everyone knows how to hotwire a car. The little girl that was...

Haha, so true! Dammit, I feel like I'm the only person in the world who has absolutely no idea how to hotwire a car xD

Anonymous 0Reply

Write the script.
Also, *whose.

@*SEXY

No. Smexy means 'Mega Sexy'

It's a mash up of to words, 'Voldemorte' is just a misspelled name.

@Delightful_Dolphin No. Smexy means 'Mega Sexy' It's a mash up of to words, 'Voldemorte' is just a misspelled name.

No, "Voldemorte" is spelled how most people incorrectly pronounce it. With "Voldemort", you don't pronounce the "T", but the creator of the account obviously observed than most people do pronounce the "T", so she wrote out the name as if it were spelled the way everyone pronounces it.

A very nice day to you, comrade.

@Delightful_Dolphin No. Smexy means 'Mega Sexy' It's a mash up of to words, 'Voldemorte' is just a misspelled name.

No, Voldemorte is a mash up of the name "Voldemort" and the word "morte," which means death in Italian.

And smexy is a mash up of "smokin'" and "sexy."

So you're wrong on both counts.

Anonymous +5Reply
@*SEXY

*Anonomous

@Voldemorte Write the script. Also, *whose.

That's actually a really good idea.

I'm pretty sure i have to change my pants now hmm smilie

Handsys avatar Handsy Yeah You Are +1Reply

New Call of Duty game type, Capture the Car

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@1501657

I'm sorry, I don't speak 11-year-old.

Anonymous +24Reply
@I'm sorry, I don't speak 11-year-old.

Allow me to translate:

"I am a twat."

HastyCroissants avatar HastyCroissant Yeah You Are +16Reply
@HastyCroissant Allow me to translate: "I am a twat."

+H3r3 !s n0 N33d f0R n4M3 C4lL!nG bR0

Anonymous -6Reply
@+H3r3 !s n0 N33d f0R n4M3 C4lL!nG bR0

LOLlate. Did you not see all the KimmyKoolKid comments?

You late and you dumb.

Actin' like yo can't spell is sooooooooooooo 2 months ago.

@KirstenAnn Snuggly!

omg at least follow the alphabet.

and omg you added an n and a g wtf.

@KirstenAnn Snuggly!

Sorry, you're not invited.

@J_A_C_K Sorry, you're not invited.

I didn't want to hang out with you guys either.

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