or the guy who had his car stolen files a police report. the police find his car totalled. his insurance covers the damage. his rates go up and his pathetic life sucks a little bit more.
I like to remind myself everytime I log onto amirite, just to piss myself off.
OMG ya'll late too.
I sooooooooooo said "Cute" on earlier POTD,
Cute story, bro.
Chauncy, you are by far the king of using useless emoticons on this site.
I have actually thought about the guy whose car gets stolen... if "Wow, sucks to be him" counts.
This POTD has the most random and irrelevant comments.
It's bothering me :(
Or comedy movies
French toast is good for your soul
Da fuq is goin on?
The guy grabs one off the street, drives off, then another guy comes and grabs his car.
The same goes for Grand Teft Auto. For all we know, the guy you just stole that car from may start a whole other game series. Or maybe he ended up being that hooker you just mugged on the streets.
God!? You play GTA?
Yes, I just control real people.
That's awful! I guess that explains why I murder people so often.
I usually am that person, actually.
I wanna know how he'd end up with the keys...
Obviously he'd hotwire it. It's an action movie, everyone knows how to hotwire a car. The little girl that was saved from the fire in apartment 306B? She knows how. The old lady that was snatched from the path of a speeding train? She knows how. The man behind you with a butcher knife? He knows how...
Haha, so true! Dammit, I feel like I'm the only person in the world who has absolutely no idea how to hotwire a car xD
Write the script.
No. Smexy means 'Mega Sexy'
It's a mash up of to words, 'Voldemorte' is just a misspelled name.
No, "Voldemorte" is spelled how most people incorrectly pronounce it. With "Voldemort", you don't pronounce the "T", but the creator of the account obviously observed than most people do pronounce the "T", so she wrote out the name as if it were spelled the way everyone pronounces it.
A very nice day to you, comrade.
No, Voldemorte is a mash up of the name "Voldemort" and the word "morte," which means death in Italian.
And smexy is a mash up of "smokin'" and "sexy."
So you're wrong on both counts.
And prettyful isn't a word so all three of you are wrong.
That's actually a really good idea.
I'm pretty sure i have to change my pants now
New Call of Duty game type, Capture the Car
I'm sorry, I don't speak 11-year-old.
Allow me to translate:
"I am a twat."
+H3r3 !s n0 N33d f0R n4M3 C4lL!nG bR0
LOLlate. Did you not see all the KimmyKoolKid comments?
You late and you dumb.
Actin' like yo can't spell is sooooooooooooo 2 months ago.
Ohz Yeahz Matez.
It's funny, cus if i delete that one comment at the top, the whole string of comments disappears...i hold the fate of humanity in my hands
Or you know, you don't and say you did
omg at least follow the alphabet.
and omg you added an n and a g wtf.
I can do whatever I want.
Just because a rapper says you can doesn't mean you can, hun.
Sorry, you're not invited.
I didn't want to hang out with you guys either.
Clearly you did.
Maybe cuz there both memes.