+586 You automatically assume the worst when somebody says "I need to talk to you", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The first thing that comes to mind when my friends say this is that they're pregnant. Not sure why my brain thinks all my friends would be getting pregnant, but it's the first place it goes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i feel weird because i broke this from an even 100 'yes you are!s' and i'm OCD, but this post is completely right.. so it was worth the agony!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I need to talk to you YOU'VE JUST WON 10 MILLION DOLLARS OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!? Nope. Your grandfather had a seizure. ...... ................ ....... ..........

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yoyoyo assholez ma nigga t brolic sed dat shyt 2 me so i went 2 dat niggaz house wit a bat beat da shyt outta hiz ass n fucked dat nigga til ma fuckin dick wouldnt get up no mo bitch dat nigga cried lyke a lil baby bitch lololol bitch ass nigga

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh god they found the body

by Anonymous 14 years ago