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Doctor: "I have some bad news and some good news." Patient: "Give me the good news first." Doctor: "They're going to name a disease after you.", amirite?

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Cause everyone wants to be named after a disease, it's all the rage these days.

Supper4dinners avatar Supper4dinner Yeah You Are +20Reply

I would not want any doctor who considered that to be good news, haha.

Unless I get royalties or something. :P

SalientKs avatar SalientK Yeah You Are +10Reply
@SalientK I would not want any doctor who considered that to be good news, haha. Unless I get royalties or something. :P

Maybe people really do get royalties for diseases... "Doctor, another person got Lou Gehrigs disease!" "Okay, I'll go send some donation money to the Gehrig family."

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan Yeah You Are +8Reply
@BreakfastFan Maybe people really do get royalties for diseases... "Doctor, another person got Lou Gehrigs disease!" "Okay, I'll...

Just imagine if they named AIDS after someone. Anyone from that family would probably have trouble getting laid.

"Hey, you seem cute. What's your name?"

"Uhhhhhh . . . "

SalientKs avatar SalientK Yeah You Are +21Reply

I remember seeing this on "whose line is it anyway".

Anonymous +8Reply

Actually they usually name the disease after the doctor who discovered it, but this is still funny _^

agent_eclaires avatar agent_eclaire Yeah You Are +5Reply

lmao.

Anonymous 0Reply

Wait, so what was the bad news?? I don't get it :( :(

Finish storytime plz

Anonymous 0Reply
@Deadpool isn't it obvious?

Isn't it obvious I was being sarcastic? yes

Anonymous -13Reply
@Isn't it obvious I was being sarcastic? yes

sarcasm and typing don't work that well together.

bijan311s avatar bijan311 Yeah You Are +10Reply

LOL!!!

Anonymous 0Reply

This made me go "D:".

StarKids avatar StarKid Yeah You Are 0Reply
@StarKid This made me go "D:".

and then after that I went :/ and then :D

LMAO.

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