+1,257 Doctor: "I have some bad news and some good news." Patient: "Give me the good news first." Doctor: "They're going to name a disease after you.", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would not want any doctor who considered that to be good news, haha. Unless I get royalties or something. :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe people really do get royalties for diseases... "Doctor, another person got Lou Gehrigs disease!" "Okay, I'll go send some donation money to the Gehrig family."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just imagine if they named AIDS after someone. Anyone from that family would probably have trouble getting laid. "Hey, you seem cute. What's your name?" "Uhhhhhh . . . "

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cause everyone wants to be named after a disease, it's all the rage these days.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lmao.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I remember seeing this on "whose line is it anyway".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait, so what was the bad news?? I don't get it :( :( Finish storytime plz

by Anonymous 14 years ago

isn't it obvious?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Isn't it obvious I was being sarcastic? yes

by Anonymous 14 years ago

sarcasm and typing don't work that well together.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/131095 doesn't work, smartypants.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually they usually name the disease after the doctor who discovered it, but this is still funny ^_^

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This made me go "D:".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and then after that I went :/ and then :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LMAO.

by Anonymous 14 years ago