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It's a good thing the procreation of the human species doesn't rely on female orgasms, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
it kind of does, doesn't it? Females cannot release eggs without having orgasms like men cannot release sperm without orgasms.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Do you seriously believe that?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Do you see a hashtag for sarcasm?
...OH SHOOT I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING!
by Anonymous12 years ago
At first I was like "da fuck" and then I realized it was Chauncey being a smartass
by Anonymous12 years ago
Every time my period makes me release an egg, I have an orgasm. Good stuff.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The period comes a few days after ovulation. #Science Nazi
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know, I went through sex ed and all that jazz.
by Anonymous12 years ago
*jizz
by Anonymous12 years ago
And a few days after, as that is when a new egg is released.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://ctrlv.in/83187
by Anonymous12 years ago
^^^*facepalm* I really hope that was a joke.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why?
by Anonymous12 years ago
good use of the reply feature
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't even know what he's referring to. THe post or some comment?
by Anonymous12 years ago
look at when the comment was made. it didn't exist in 2010 you newfag. waste your time if you're gonna comment do at least put some input in.
btw. that would make it so all us guys would start training to have sex in two minutes so she'd never get the chance to lol
by Anonymous12 years ago
Nigga you only joined two months before me
by Anonymous12 years ago
yeah. joined. I was on the site for quite some time beforehand
by Anonymous12 years ago
Which automatically makes you better than everyone else. How did they not know this?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Im not saying Im better. Im saying he shouldn't be such a douche about someone not using the reply feature, being as it didn't exist then.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Then say that. You don't have to act like you own the place just because you're not a "newfag"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Im not acting like i own the place. now i ask you kindly, shut the fuck up.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yes, sir! Anything you say.
by Anonymous11 years ago
They actually used to think that it did back in the 1700s or the 1800s.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Guys with short fuses must have been considered walking, talking, birth control.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Fewer kids and happier women.
How do you consider that a bad thing?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Humans have almost died out multiple times. If it wasn't for knocking women up being as easy as it was, we would not exist.
get it? cuz you could take this as they always have them.
or you could take it the realistic way, that im still a boy in the eyes of society.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm going to choose to take it to mean you have literally no idea what is going on right now.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How so? I made a joke on how id never make a girl orgasm. Simply making fun at myself
by Anonymous12 years ago
are jokes supposed to be funny?
by Anonymous12 years ago
only if i were good at making them
by Anonymous12 years ago
I read that as "organs" at first. I was very confused...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'd object you, but the only males that give birth, are male sea horses and you said human species so yeah, true dat homie.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Male seahorses don't even give birth anyways. The female lays eggs, and the male stores them in a pouch-like thing in his skin. The only come out after the eggs hatch, so it looks like the male is giving birth.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh... //My Gym Partner's A Monkey// lied to me...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Actually men don't have to have orgasms. There are times when a man can ejaculate without the feeling of an orgasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
ha!
by Anonymous12 years ago
The funny thing is that bitches jizzing is actually an evolutionary accident because da bitch's clit is actually an undeveloped weiner.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or maybe a guy's penis is just an overdeveloped clit?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well, I suppose it is. I mean, all males are females at some point because egg cells themselves are female.
by Anonymous12 years ago
When a woman has an orgasm, muscles in her vagina contract,directing the sperm cells to the back of the vagina and to the cervix etc. So yes, the female orgasm, if not 100% percent needed for conception, aids in fertilization. (for the record, guys don't *have to have an orgasm either)
by Anonymous12 years ago
I got thinking what female sex would be like without ever having an orgasm. Life would be extremely anticlimatic. ;)
by Anonymous12 years ago
ohno...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Then again, maybe if they did then a) there'd be fewer humans (not a bad thing) and b) the offspring that we DID have, would be more kind, caring and attentive to other's needs.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I fail to see how b relates to fewer humans.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Fewer humans means more resources, which means less poverty.
by Anonymous12 years ago
And that means caring and attentive humans?
by Anonymous12 years ago
It means that men who want to procreate have to be more caring and attentive to ensure their female partners reach orgasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or he could just fuck the shit out of her. It works both ways.
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