+953 Why do little kids as young as 7 have cell phones nowadays? All I want to do is kidnap them and they just HAVE to dial 911 on their little phone while they're in my van, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL i love pedo_bear

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There are only four phone numbers little children need to know: 1. Their mom's 2. Their dad's 3. 911 4. Chris Hansen's

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yup, remember kids: OMG-ITS-PEDO-BEAR (664-487-7336-2327)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

SHIT! DON'T GIVE THEM THAT NUMBER!!! THAT'S WORSE THAN 911!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pfft, even my 13 year old sister doesn't have a phone.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I guess i know who pedo_bear wants to meet next.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You can say that again!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Should I be worried our generation loves and respects pedobear?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, you should be very, very worried.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dude! perv

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My name is Pedo Bear, not perv bear.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i was reading this and started thinking what the fuck?!. then i saw that the OP was Pedo_Bear and it all made sense. ahaha(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

exactly, my cousin got her first phone when she was seven, and now that she's 10 she just got an iPhone.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah wtf. if you get kid napped call the police. okay mom i will while im tied up and gagged good idea.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

love it :]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

kids dont need phones until there between 9 and 10, and even then it should only be some crappy hand-me-down or something

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm in high school and I JUST got a phone this summer, it's crazy to see kids that young with phones thinking they're all cool...GET THEM, PEDO BEAR!! >:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love you Pedo Bear, but how did you get positive votes on this one?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love you Pedo Bear, but how did you get positive votes on this one?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because it's funny!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love you Pedo Bear, but how did you get positive votes on this one?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So, so true, Pedo Bear. But, honestly, it's crazy how little kids have cellphones nowadays. I mean, it's good to have one if you need to call 911 or your parents or something, but I met a 7 or 8 year old little girl that has a cellphone, and she told me she texts her friends all the time during class. What the hell does a 7 year old need to text for? Whatever happened to passing notes? D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

She was probably texting me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm 17 and I don't have a cell. Don't really need it either until college.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh pedo bear, you never fail to amaze me :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was reading it and I got to the point Where it said "all I want to do is kidnap them" And that's when I stopped and knew it was Pedo_Bear

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pedo-bear! I met u at comic-con!!:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh yeah I remember! How are you doing?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are you still sore?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

At first i read this I was like WTF! Then I realized it was Pedo_Bear. Mind. At ease.

by Anonymous 14 years ago