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Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life and remember+259it's really irritating to hear people say "YOLO" simply to justify their constant partying, drinking, and drug use. That is not what YOLO is about. It's about actually doing something meaningful with your life, something that people will remember. Going out and partying and constantly getting wasted is frankly a waste of a perfectly good life. There is so much more you can do with your life, but the drugs blind you to anything other than the next high, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by Danny+746Always remember to knock. Because I may be embarrassed for a little while, but you will be scarred for life. Amirite?
Also about life and remember+554there's that one book you remember reading years ago. you remember the plot and everything, but you cannot for the life of you remember the name or author, amirite?
Also about life and scarred+118It would be hilarious to celebrate your child's birthday on a completely random day and call them a nickname without them ever knowing the truth. That way, when they needed to see their birth certificate for something they would realize that their whole life is a lie and be emotionally scarred and have trust issues their entire life, amirite?
Also by Danny+476If you think about it, socks are technically underwear too, amirite?