+685 Getting over a painful experience is like crossing monkey bars, you have to let go at some point in order to move forward, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. And if by some fluke both hands will slip off when you're only on one of the first bars, you'll fall backwards onto the main part of the playground and hit your head, then be scarred for life. And you'll almost have to goto the hospital. And the stupid school will take them down ONLY after a different girl breaks her arm on it from sheer stupidity. >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahahahahahaha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I blame our insanely creepy principal. She has a doctors degree now apparently. So her name is Dr. Cox. >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg LOL there's a girl at my school named Sienna Cox...and people keep calling her "see any cocks lately?" lol i pity her

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude that's freaking hilarious!!! Haha i would hatethat name!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha i know right!? she like really wants to change her name and i was talking to her the other day about it and im like "what would you change it to?" and she's like "well i really like the name Ryder but thats a boy name i think" and i said "hahahahahahaah!!! ryder cox!? sounds like 'ride yerr cocks' dont pick that" LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha. It's a good thing she was my elementary teacher, though. I didn't realize why older cousins and siblings laughed at her name until later. P: Oh, and the best part is "dr. cox" is a lesbian. We know because when someone asked if she was married, she very awkwardly responded by saying no no noo, I am a lesbian. we were like ... ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats goood...i wonder if she gets teased a lot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No way. She's extremely mean. She makes the overdramatic scenes on TV where everyone is like "SHH THE PRINCIPAL'S COMING" actually realistic. P:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's only one Dr. Cox in my eyes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Beautiful. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

<3333

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ummm, I mean, that's so beautiful it makes my insides writhe in agony. Disgusting! I have a reputation to uphold...

by Anonymous 13 years ago