Also about fast lane and slow lane+511School hallways should have a fast lane for those of us who want to get to class on time, a parking area for people who feel shoving their tongues into each other's mouth is a good use of time in between classes, and a slow lane for everyone else, amirite?
Also about moving and slow lane+463In traffic, you're always stuck in one slow lane, then you decide to move to another, but the lane you first were in starts moving again and the one you switched to slows down, amirite?
Also by kaylink+9Michael Jackson's life can be summed up by using the inside cover of a high school text book: Name: Michael Jackson, Year: 1958-2009, Issued: Black, Returned: White, amirite?
Also about fast lane, cop, and highway+163If you get pulled over for speeding in the fast lane on the highway, a cop isn't going to be like "Oh! You were in the fast lane? Haha, nevermind that the speed limit is 60! Please, keep going 75!" Amirite?
Also about life and fast lane+136Life in the Fast Lane would just make you finish quicker... and who wants that, amirite?
Also about fast lane+151If you are driving in the fast lane, it is your duty as a driver to go faster than The vehicles to your right. If someone is tailgating you, it is the universal sign for speed up or get the hell over. Everyoneshould understand this upon receipt of a license. amirite?
Also by kaylink+17I wonder if people in China dig holes and say, "I'm digging to America."? amirite?