And then they name the album "*cHangIng lighTbUlbs w MAh gurLS **<3 <3 <3
I think it would be more, " changingg the light bulbb with my besstttiiieessss ! <3 (: "
This reminds me of people I know so much, its repulsive.
Yeah, but I still didnt want you to seduce my parrot
hahaha true that
and they'd caption the black and white one with something like "editeddd<3" or "photography;"
pfft yeah. A black and white picture of a flower is suddenly proffesional photography.
LOL this seriously made me laugh out loud haha
And then they have to type in a bunch of cliche song lyrics
bwahaha so true
And lets not forget the girl who couldn't be there is tagged as the lightbulb.
WE MISSED YOU GIRLLYYYY! LOVES YOU BABEE<3333XOXO
Then the 10 girls comment on the pictures like "ZOMG I TOK DAT PIXTOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and "O O I WAS DERE MEMBER DAT GUYZ I WAS DERE LOLOLOLOLOL".
hahahahahahaahahaha . Don't forget the "love u girlyy" "naw I love you tons more babee"
"Naw I doooooooo <3"
Love the extra letters at the end. But they mostly do it to all their words. Like " i luvzzzzzz all yaaa guyzzz!!! urrrr maaiiii bbessstttt ffrraaaaaanzzz!!!!!!"
haha exactly. Disgrace to teenage girls everywhere. I'm a teenage girl and it just, irritates me.
I'm 12, but that's how all my friends act. But mostly the blonde ones. Again. When they're trying to act cool. I have this one friend whose Facebook status is ALWAYS "im soooooooooo booorreeddd!!!! txt me!!! ima prly hang out w mai sista MANDA!!". ALWAYS. GET A LIFE.
Oh, and if I see ONE more status about "can we pretend that airplanees in the night sky are shooting stars" I'm going to faint
"9/11 is a great reason we can't pretend airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars, because real shooting stars are chunks of rock burning up in our atmosphere, and if an airplane was on fire, that'd be a problem." <-- Yes?
exactly ! I would not want airplanes to turn into shooting stars SORRY
This video is true on SOOO many levels.
It's about the song
hahaha it IS so true !
When I'm on my way to NYC, I don't want my plane to turn into a shooting star! Just cuz somebody wished that!
those people really need to have some consider-a-shun
I GET THAT ALOT ON FACEBOOK!!!! That song doesn't make sense at all -.-
I find it kinda insulting how you keep referrring to "teenage girls" when you're only 12. And also how you keep stereotyping blondes into this. Just because you have annoying blonde 12 year old friends does not mean that actual blonde teenage girls are like that.
It's not a very big step from 12 to "teenage". If they're stupid when they're 12, they'll probably be the same when they're 13...
Actually most of my friends are 13, because I'm almost 13. But thanks for trying. And like I just said, the people I know who would do that are mostly blondes. Or say they're "blondes at heart". I'm tired of people thinking they can break down everything I say into something offensive or something "I wouldn't know about" because I'm 12.
I would still hardly consider 13 old enough to judge "most teenage girls". And the whole blonde, or "blondes at heart" is way over-rated. I just think that you have some stupid friends who happen to be or wish they were blonde. And you shouldn't be talking about stuff that you don't know. Not trying to be rude but give it 3 or 4 years until you actually know about more stuff, and stop assuming.
Not trying to be rude? That one kinda failed. Right now, I do know more stuff. Just because I'm 12 doesn't mean I'm stupid! I know what goes on in the world. 13 or 15, they're still considered "teenage girls", and that's still what happens. Maybe there's something different at 15, I don't know. I was just referring to what I know. And maybe where I live is different than where you live, and different stuff goes on. I think you're the one that needs to stop assuming. And please stop trying to prove me wrong. I'm tired of people thinking they can just because they're older than me.
Actually no it didn't. I legitimately didn't want to say you were stupid so that you would get offended. I just said give it a few years until you've had more experience to begin your judging. And I never said that 13 wasn't a teenager I just said that 13 is hardly old enough to judge MOST teenagers when you've only experienced 1 out of 7 years. I mean I look back on when I was 12/13 and even though it was only 3/4 years ago, my views on just about everything have changed and I have matured so much. But since this seems like a touchy subject with you and you are getting so worked up over it, I'll let it end here.
Teenagers all act the same. Sure you mature a little bit over the years. But you don't truely grow up until your about 19-21.
So she's 12 and your like 16. Big deal. your all the same.
You're You're Please, before you lecture about maturity, learn the difference between "Your" and "You're"
Wrong. All people are the same, you faggots never mature ever. Come speak to me when you're dead and we'll talk about maturity. Until then though you know absolutely nothing about anything and obviously I'm better than you.
Getting worked up? I was completely fine until you started telling me that I was wrong. I was just trying to have fun. This post made me laugh and I wanted my comment to also make others laugh. But since you can't let it go, goodbye.
Just let it go. You need to work on not being rude to people because I know you are on Facebook too.
First, I have a piece of advice for you. If you're under 14 on this website, age is a don't ask, don't tell thing. As you saw, you will get attacked.
Secondly, s/he's just trying to say that 12 and 13 are the ages where everyone's just really awkward. It happened to me, and it has/is/will happen to you. I don't mean to sound like some lame school counselor, but though you may think you know a lot, you don't. This is coming from another girl who was just like you a few years ago.
Imma stop rambling on like an old lady now...
They may be considered teenage girls, you're not.
Thats ageism there, but there is supporting evidence to say you don't know about what is offensive or what isn't. Most girls aren't considered "mature" until they're 15 or 16, but it does depend on the person.
no problemo...cause i agree SOME blondes are dumb, but all of my blonde friends are pretty smart. And that Christine girl is only 12, and she talks about being a teenager.
Yeah but also SOME brunnettes are dumb. SOME redheads are dumb. Hair has absolutely nothing to do with what's underneath it.
Yeah I know, I was going to write that, but I guess I forgot. Also a lot of girls act dumb to look 'cute'.
Agree . So stupid the way people kind of judge blondes .
Very stupid. It's like racism, against hair. Haha
Yes, so 'blondish' of them, haha JK
Nobody cares about Satans Testicle. Shut the hell up.
Thanks, my thoughts exactly.
Don't forget the "I OWNZZZ!!!" crap. Wtf does that even mean?
I love this. Because this is exactly what happens all the time. And they tag everyone who was there in the status. ex: Supa funn changin lightbulbs with Stacy, Courtney, Hayley, Katie etc."
and then there's a whole 'nother photo album for the car ride back home.
About the editing thing, haha they'll use WAYY more than just black and white. They'll make the whole picture brighter and then add stickers and text saying "LUV YA GIRLLYYY"
I am STILL laughing out loud after reading your comment . This is so true its scary. And hilarious at the same time
The sad thing is that none of that stuff is made up. I have seen that kind of picture almost everyday of the summer. Or should I say SUMMAHHH <333.
or [s][s][s][u][m][m][e][r][r][r][r][r][r][r][r][r][r] NUMBAH TWOOOO!
Lmfao so trueeeeee
I've been waiting for some ditzy teen girl to discover this post, then comment saying stuff like, " GOSH YALL ARE SOOOOOOOOO MEANNN!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!1! ITZ CALLLED HAVNG FUUNN!!1! SUMTHEN YOUUU SHLDD TRYY SUMTYME?!!1!"
are people on facebook seriously like this?O.e
Sadly, yes. Not me though. It's mostly the blonde ones.
You shouldn't stereotype like that.
I'm not. I'm saying the people I know that do that are mostly blondes. Hence saying that.
For me, it's mainly the "I only look beautiful when wearing 18 pounds of makeup, even for sports, OOH IM A TOMBOY!!!" ones.
I'm blonde and refuse to be affiliated in anyway with those girls.
"affiliated," that's a pretty big word for your type, eh blondie?
@388170 (Christine): thats a stereotype
... that would be sterotyping wouldnt it?
Blondes have a bad rep, but really they're smart, and they have the most fun! Take that you nasty brunettes :) sorry, I had to say it.
I resent that statement.
actually it's mainly the freshmen
No, just no.
...and then it goes on for another 20 comments.
That is just sad.
thats is SO sad.
sad but true
"Ugh, I look so fat screwing it in-" [here is where we let the classic "That's What She Said moment go to waste] "-I knew I shouldn't have eaten today."
And this will lead to "Nooo, you're sew prettayyy!", which will lead to "NOT AS PRETTAY AS YEW!!", which will turn into a twenty comment debate.
And then they'll use that crappy slimify effect on Picnik.
It's funny how every girl who commented here said that they hate this, they dont do it, but their friends do.
I know a girl who use to sit on the sewer lid outside of her house for hours taking pictures of herself... then upload them all to facebook.
I need new friends.
I do too.
or they are like
omg! luuuuuuuv this pic!
omg! meeeee 2! so fab!
luv ur haiiiiir! so so soooooooooooooo cute!
(person in pic) ya right guys! im soooo ugly! these pix make me look sssssssooooooooooo fat!
ya right ur so not fat! ur like the skinniest girls eva!
for sure! ttly im soooo jealous!!!!
(person in pic)aawwwwwwwwwwww thanx girls!!!! love ya!!!! ur like my sistas for life!!!! we HAVE to hang out soooooooooooooon! like now!! txt mah!!!!!! <3<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't even read that. My brain said no.
They don't make them black and white, they put them each in Picnik and oversaturate them and add ugly stickers and words all over it.
Hahahah loving this conversation
"But ima go to sleep ! Gnight girliezz luv uuuuu tons baaii muaxxxx xoxoxoox **<3"
Isn't someone supposed to be eating doritos?
Here I am.
I'll take a potato chip..AND EAT IT.
Death Note reference FTW.
YESSS I'm glad at least one person got it :D
I lol'd and I don't even have a facebook. I got the funniest mental image of it happening, though.
I don't know if anybody else knows any girls like this, but there's these 2 girls on facebook who just annoy the hell out of me, just by the way they type. They replace the letter 'g' with 'q'. WTF?
Here's a status by one of them:
Chillin At Home Aint Funna Do Nuffinq Taday. Mite Go Ta Dhe Mall Wid Dhe Famm* get At Dhe Cell. Had Mad Funn Wid Dhe Bestie This Passed Day.!.!>!5 Star Click<!
I copied and pasted that..what is this I don't even-?
That is the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time. XD
Saddens me that this is our generation though :/
Even Grammar Nazis are scared of this
that drives me crazy! it just looks gay. haa.
Ugggh, my eyes... my eyes...
I honestly don't understand how taking vowels out of words makes them cooler.
Ug. I'm smart enough to NOT hang around with chicks like this, but my sister on the other hand....
"OMFG, heyyyy Gurlllyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!"
I like to think of myself as a feminist, but when they're right, they're right, right?
OMG!!! U R LYK ALL SO MEAN. UR JUST MAD THT UR NAWT AS GORG AS ME. ITS CALLD HAVIN FUN! U SHLD TRY IT SUMTIME LOOOZEEERRRR
Seriously though. I know so many people who do this. They also edit their eyes to be super green or blue when they're not, an d then everyone comments "OMG UR EYEZ LOOK SOOOOOOO AMAZING HERE!!!!!! ZOMG"
I saw some that were this gross, unnatural purple. Disgusting...
"OMG ARE YOUR EYES ACTUALLY LIKE THAT? SOOOOO PRETTAYY!"
Okay I think everyone is having a little bit too much fun quoting and pretending to act like these girls you all supposedly hate. It was funny the first couple of times. Not you all are trying to hard.
How do you think I feel? I've gotten notifications for every one of these :P.
Isn't getting any notification on amirite torture enough?
And their status during this wonderful event: "changin lightbulbs with my girlssss(: hit the cell <3 <3" Gross.
Wow, I actually, literally used to think that the girls I know were the only people to act like that. Thanks for showing me that actually, pretty much every teen/preteen girl acts like that! :)
...and then they also use that fugly text that as barely a graphic designer, kills me. It's where they make all the letters the same size.
OH and they also make themselves look like cats.
are you talking about the font 'king cool kc' ? Because in my opinion it gets overused. A lot.
Uh, yeah. (thanks for spotting it!) That font deserves to burn in a special place in hell. I'm sorry. I just don't like overused fonts. :/
Zubat is eating chips.
They're still doritos...nacho cheese flavour
new rule. ONLY ZUBAT CAN SAY IT. it kills it when other people say it
That's what I was going for
I'm SO glad I am not one of those teenage girls... I don't even have a Facebook and I am not photogenic. :D
Ahahahaha I'm a blonde, teenage girl..but I don't take that many photos and I hate editing. But to all my friends, yes this is quite true(: haha
The problem about this post is. 90% of girls on this site are like this.
I don't think so. There are probably much less on here than Facebook and Myspace and stuff.
I second your opinion. I, for one, am a teenage girl and would never act like that.
Most people here seem to completely despise girls like that...
Nope, actually they say they hate them, but it's because thats whats "cool" here. Also with good grammar and spelling. Even though my sentence was badly structured, but it doesn't matter, you get my drift.
Could you give some names, just out of curiosity?
I find this offensive... and FRICKIN FUNNY. This is true for some of the girls at my school, its so annoying. Thank heaven I'm not like that. It's so fruity
And they are all wearing different color headbands 80's style (covering your forehead) only over your hair so it makes the top puff up a little.
In every pic they are either kissing one of the other girls on the cheek with a scrunched up face, sticking their tongue out, bending over, or showing their teeth in that way that looks like they just ate a peice of shit.
Most of the pictures come out like this:
Then, as said before, comes the "who's prettier" argument, an inappropriate comment from a guy, followed by an "OOmmmaagaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwd LOLz SHUt UHppppp1!!!!!11111 ;P"
Or making the God-awful duckface.
Oh yes, forgive me. I forgot to mention the worst of them all. The DUCK FACE. scary "DUH DUHH DUHHH"
Ever seen antiduckface.com? The pictures are disgusting, but the captions are gold.
My computer wouldn't even let me look at the link that you posted. I think my computer knows what's best for me. :P
I really dislike the girls who say idiotic things like that. It pisses me off for some reason. I reckon its probably because theyre trying to be modern and hip or something.
But nevertheless, this post was fucking hilarious. In fact I might even buy an amirite shirt and have this post on it.
That, madam or sir, is a fantastic idea!
yessum, I will definitely get an amirite shirt with this post on it ASAP. Ive wanted to have one for a while, but I couldnt find a perfect post...until now :D
This might be the truest post I have ever seen
nope, it only takes one teen to actually change the bulb
I think the point of the post is that they would only change the lightbulb if they had 10+ friends around, and they are trying to look useful by doing things around the house
I get the point, but with half a brain, you can understand that the first sentence and a half say: How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: ONE to change the lightbulb
are you kidding me? read the post carefully
Did you reply to yourself and forget to anon the first one?
Lmao, I just noticed that.
haha. I'm a blonde teenage girl and i don't do this. and this pisses me off when people do that lol. if your going to do it at all, go back to myspace and stay away from facebook:)
I'm a teenage girl, and I completely agree. Especially with what fabsfabs said, we would so do that.
well, i wouldn't type my title like that, but it's so true.
"How many teenage boys does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven. One to change the lightbulb and 10 to look up online how to change it. Amiright?"
don't forget about photoshopping it so that it has a misspelled caption in Cosmic Sans on it
Don't get me started. I'm in Mexico, and it's by law that every ugly girl with a slightly edited profile picture will get 30 likes and 20 comments saying how GORGEOUUUUSSS AND BEAUTIFUL they are.
And joining a thousand groups a day about a GUY WHO IS MEAN AND DOESN'T APPRECIATE THEM.
What I also hate is...
BabyAnne likes 'I DUN NEED A MAN IN MY LYFE :) IM SINGLE N STRONG, SEXY AND INDAPANDANT!'
BabyAnne likes 'I really need YOU right now, PLEASE!! THIS IS FOR YOU: I NEED YOU!!!'
I don't act like this. My friends don't act like this. I feel accomplished. :]
I'm a teenage girl, and I am utterly repulsed when people do this type of thing.Since when has sounding un-intelligent, and childish been cool?
I know tons of people who do this, and lucky for me, they aren't my friends.
But..most of them do another thing not mentioned here. They put a space before each punctuation mark. Like this:
hey guyss ! got a new phonee . numbers plz ? <3 <3
it's ridiculous how true this is, and another rule: an album isn't complete without a "Gaga" pose
this is my new favorite post. I thought I was the only one who was extremely annoyed with people on facebook who do that! I relentlessly criticize them and make sarcastic statuses that mock everyone elses'; on new years of course half of Facebook is "Happppyy New Yearss :) ! Gonna be a great yeearr! Fresh new start!" I made mine" OM6 NEW YEArS I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST BORN!!!!!1111111222222!!!!!!@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!! I am hilariously sarcastic on there, honestly. I am 16 and blonde, (though I am not stupid or a ditzy bimbo..) and I want to punch them in the face
And all pictures have comments from the girls "omg I look sooo badd!!! Take it off plzz!"
FINALLY THIS IS POTD!!!
OMG STFU ITZ CALED HAVEING FUN!
it also bothers me when they put a crapload of unnecessary punctuation. this is the caption of this one girl's profile pic, c+p'd
OHboy , don 't mind my retarded face .
but , oldd ish ; summer or something ?
forced smile .. cute eh ♥?
& jk no I look like a fuckin idiot ...
OHboy , don 't mind my retarded face .
but , oldd ish ; summer or something ?
forced smile .. cute eh ♥?
& jk no I look like a fuckin idiot ...
404 Error, Words to describe how I'm feeling Not Found
don't forget all the heartwarming quotes
i can't even stand it when people use "u" instead of you or "r" instead of are, so you can only imagine how I must feel when people are like, "OMGZZZZZZZZZ U R LEIK DA PREEETTIESTTTTT PRSON EVRRRRRR TXT MEH!!!11!"
Hahaha yes. If they are going to add all those extra, unnecessary letters, I'm sure they have time to type the word 'you' or 'are'
Legit stuff off my newsfeed. I don't know how she lives.
I love this post so much. Ashahgssssdjd
THIS is why I don't have facebook anymore!
I made this my FB status
haha wow, this is so true.
Hahaha. This is hilarious!
Haha this is so funny and true! I hate how they do that its really annoying.
You must not read this sight very often then...
HAHAHA! Oh gee, so true..
So it only takes one to change the lightbulb.
the really funny part about this is why would you hang out and change a light bulb!? hahah, what?
you're not getting the point -.-
Haha, I love you.
The thing that annoys me the most are the cake faces that literally take a picture EVERY day and have a new profile picture EVERY day, like seriously, did you really change that much in 24 fawking hours?
I've read this before, total plagiarism.
Funny how I posted this same joke a while ago...
Pics or it didn't happen.
why would it be flooding your streem unless you were a teenage girl yourself? or a pedo?
...or teenage boy which is more likely.
er... well yeah haha. a teenager none the less.
umm i know this is a joke but seriously just no, whats with all the sterotyping about blondes? one my close friends is a brunette nd she is the dumbest person you'll ever meet, these comments are stupid, im a teenage girl and seriously who cares if we saw "love you babe" they're our friends? you dnt HAVE to read it do you? majority of te time it will have nothing to do with you? hmk bye
lol i luv girls who have nothing to do but take pics of themselves and photoshop them!!
haha sooooooooooooo wat if i talk like tat?!?!?????!??? gosh!!! i lubbbbbb it!!
Please tell me you're joking...
My thoughts exactly.
I'm a blonde(dyed) teenage freshmen in highschool
an in no way am I like this at all...
I barley have any pictures on facebook and I'm on almost everyday.
1. We don't care if you dye your hair.
2. If you're under 16, please don't tell us your age. You'll be attacked for it.
3. "highschool" is TWO words. High. School.
4. The word "and" has a "d" on the end.
5. Barley is what beer is made of. Barely is an adverb.
6. Facebook is capitalized. It's a proper noun.
7. Please spellcheck and proofread before you comment/ post.
Well said, no one could have put it better
Thank you. :)
How is this POTD? It's not that funny and definitely not original.
And these comments are useless! It's the same thing reposted 200 times.
I agree. Everyone is going apeshit. And besides, it only takes 1 girl to change the light bulb. The others are superfluous.
It's alright for us horny teenage guys because the girls are hot and wearing little clothing..
And for us horny teenage lesbians! xD
That's kinda creepy...
Let's just agree on the fact that most girls are complete idiots.