absolutely anything in the world can legitimately be used as a weapon. amirite?

http://ctrlv.in/65682

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A blade of grass?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If a piece of grass was flying at category 4 or 5 hurricane speed and around 300 miles per hour, then YES, grass can kill you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not really being used as a weapon if a hurricane's doing it though, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I find it hard to believe that a blade of grass can be accelerated to 300 mph while retaining a threatening shape. Also, in that situation, it wouldn't be the grass that you should be worried about...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could dip it in poison and make somone eat it? I don't know, it was the first thing that came into my mind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But the grass isn't the weapon, the poison is. That's like saying 'anything can be used as a weapon.. as long as you weaponize it.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They still die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, but I didn't think that was the point of the post. I voted both your comment and the post up, I'm just playing devil's advocate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, as long as they die everybody wins. Minus the person who died.......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Make it flutter in the wind so the unsuspecting victim joyfully chases it. Little do they know, as they're looking up at the blade of grass, that in 3 seconds they will fall off a cliff and plummet to their death. Does that count as it being a weapon?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well it's definitely the closest anyone has come. XD But I don't think so, the fall kills them, the grass is a secondary thing which you could replace with nearly anything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm gonna kill you with cheese lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shove it down someone’s throat that is unaware how to do the Heimlich Maneuver, and they’ll die in about 5 minutes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A single speck of dirt?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If it got in someone's eye, on purpose seeing as it's a weapon, and they were on a tall building, and got so distracted that they fell off?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Very true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was little me and my siblings would play a game like this. We would each state an object, then see who could come up with the best way to use it to kill.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's quite the interesting childhood game...are any of you murderers yet?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, if we are, we obviously got away with it seeing as none of us are in jail, or dead. So I really can’t answer yes to your question in case any government officials, police, or someone who needs money and wants to turn us in to collect the bounty, were to read this. Sorry. Also yes, it was a very interesting childhood game.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha I played that too! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To quote an article on cracked. I'll just have to BEAT THEM WITH THEIR OWN KIIIIIIIIND.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A piece of paper. Me: Oh no! A rapist is chasing me! I'll just roll this piece of paper into a ball! *throws at rapist! Haha! Take that bitch!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, so the rapist is chasing you. You should run to a gas station, put in money then squirt gasoline on him. Then light that piece of paper on fire, throw it at him, and watch him burn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or use Incendio. Duh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Avada Kedavra. It's much quicker.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO BODY, AND I MEAN NO BODY, CORRECTS ME

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So I'm the first to? Yes! How many points is that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's one Voldy point. 99 more, and you get a free horcrux.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Deal. But how do I get points?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

An illegitimate child?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's an easy one. So you find a rabid animal, get it to bite the child, have the child bite other people so they get rabies too. Lock them all up so they can't get any treatment. After a x number of months they will all die. Also you could brain wash the child and tell it to kill people, that way you don't have to get your hands dirty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like this is just an invitation to see just how twisted the amirite community can be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago