When you were younger and wet your bed, it was usually because of a dream. And in that dream, you had to pee really badly, so you went to the toilet and took a leak, amirite?

+164 When you were younger and wet your bed, it was usually because of a dream. And in that dream, you had to pee really badly, so you went to the toilet and took a leak, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Usually in my dream I was like under water or splashed with water. Something water related in my dream was emulated by my body through urination purty much.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You used "purty." You just got 3x cooler cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

by Anonymous 12 years ago

>Uses the word "purty" in a sentence about wetting the bed. >Gets cooler.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...touché

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is EXACTLY it. I'd be peeing in my dream, all happy, then I'd wake up and realize....fuck, I wet my bed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had a dream that I was playing cello in the symphony (I don't think I've ever even touched a cello) and had to pee, but if I stopped playing, I would be fired. So, I just peed onstage while playing and when I woke up I had wet the bed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's actually pretty hilarious, but not in the mean way.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All of these comments make me think of rhe song "Wet the Bed" by Chris Brown.

by Anonymous 12 years ago