When you were younger and wet your bed, it was usually because of a dream. And in that dream, you had to pee really badly, so you went to the toilet and took a leak, amirite?
I had a dream that I was playing cello in the symphony (I don't think I've ever even touched a cello) and had to pee, but if I stopped playing, I would be fired. So, I just peed onstage while playing and when I woke up I had wet the bed.
Usually in my dream I was like under water or splashed with water. Something water related in my dream was emulated by my body through urination purty much.
This is EXACTLY it. I'd be peeing in my dream, all happy, then I'd wake up and realize....fuck, I wet my bed.
I had a dream that I was playing cello in the symphony (I don't think I've ever even touched a cello) and had to pee, but if I stopped playing, I would be fired. So, I just peed onstage while playing and when I woke up I had wet the bed.
That's actually pretty hilarious, but not in the mean way.
Usually in my dream I was like under water or splashed with water. Something water related in my dream was emulated by my body through urination purty much.
You used "purty." You just got 3x cooler
...touché
All of these comments make me think of rhe song "Wet the Bed" by Chris Brown.