By "presents" you mean heaping piles of assrape. You are one sick fuck, you know that?
Well, presents AND assrape
Lies!
Oh my god. Santa's on here too!?!
Why yes, I am!
oh. Well, were you the one who dragged mud prints through the house last Christmas?
No, that was me
Thanks. You ruined my grandma's carpet.
Hey Santa! :)
Hello. =)
Santa! What do you want for Christmas?
This changes everything
I bet you will be waiting all night just to see me this year, I'm putting you are the very naughty list for that.
Uhh.... I just beat up a homeless man and took candy from children and robbed a bank. I should be on the extremely naughty list now.
and there go my fond childhood christmas memories
Please tell me I'm not the only one who read that as fondled?
LOL Pedo_Bear <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Oh, Pedo_Bear.
No wonder small children love Christmas!
Oh Pedo_Bear, I love you.
This explains SO MUCH.
I know!
is it me, or is this pedo bear thing getting to be a little much...
NW
By "presents" you mean heaping piles of assrape. You are one sick fuck, you know that?
Well, presents AND assrape
Lies!
Oh my god. Santa's on here too!?!
Why yes, I am!
oh. Well, were you the one who dragged mud prints through the house last Christmas?
No, that was me
Thanks. You ruined my grandma's carpet.
Hey Santa! :)
Hello. =)
Santa! What do you want for Christmas?
This changes everything
I bet you will be waiting all night just to see me this year, I'm putting you are the very naughty list for that.
Uhh.... I just beat up a homeless man and took candy from children and robbed a bank. I should be on the extremely naughty list now.
and there go my fond childhood christmas memories
Please tell me I'm not the only one who read that as fondled?
LOL Pedo_Bear <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Oh, Pedo_Bear.
No wonder small children love Christmas!
Oh Pedo_Bear, I love you.
This explains SO MUCH.
I know!
is it me, or is this pedo bear thing getting to be a little much...
NW