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Santa isn't real, it's just me that delivers presents to the little boys and girls. Amirite?

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By "presents" you mean heaping piles of assrape. You are one sick fuck, you know that?

Lies!

@Santa_Claus Lies!

Oh my god. Santa's on here too!?!

@Santa_Claus Why yes, I am!

oh. Well, were you the one who dragged mud prints through the house last Christmas?

@Santa_Claus Lies!

Hey Santa! :)

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@Santa_Claus Hello. =)

Santa! What do you want for Christmas?

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This changes everything hello smilie

@KaySeas This changes everything

I bet you will be waiting all night just to see me this year, I'm putting you are the very naughty list for that.

@Pedo_Bear I bet you will be waiting all night just to see me this year, I'm putting you are the very naughty list for that.

Uhh.... I just beat up a homeless man and took candy from children and robbed a bank. I should be on the extremely naughty list now. hello smilie

and there go my fond childhood christmas memories

@MoonShoesPotter and there go my fond childhood christmas memories

Please tell me I'm not the only one who read that as fondled?

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LOL Pedo_Bear <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Oh, Pedo_Bear.

No wonder small children love Christmas!

Oh Pedo_Bear, I love you.

Anonymous 0Reply

is it me, or is this pedo bear thing getting to be a little much...

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