+222 Don't take anybody's advice when it starts with "If I were you..." because, guess what. They're not you, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use //your// body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're right, obviously someone's advice is automatically invalid because they were saying what they would do if they were in your situation. You know, you can have the same problem solving solution as someone else.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Right? "If I were you-" "Yeah but you're not so hush" "But if I were-" "No, be quiet, your advice is invalid"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're fucking stupid. That's immediately what I thought when I read this post. That doesn't even follow any logic. What, are you implying all hypothetical situations are bullshit and not important?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am everyone and everything, so your argument is invalid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago