You're sad that Miley Cyrus is turning 18 in November, amirite?

Rule 128: Jailbait has to rippen eventually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG Pedo_Bear take your chance while it is still illegal!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'M TRYING!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How could she turn down a fucking bear! WTF!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In new york its 17 is now the new legal dating age.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now that I think about it the age of consent in Georgia and several other states is 17...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

come on now, it's miley we're talking about. now come on pedo-bear! use your magic ways of seduction and whip that girl into shape!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She's just so damn hard to find! She keeps changing into fucking Hannah Montana without me knowing!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Poor Pedo_Bear...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

she's such a silly little girl. well first things first, get supplies! some rope, a net, tape, plugs, anal beads.... the works. and once you have your way with her, she won't mind breaking the law!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I also need some whip cream

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know how you feel man... except i'm trying to find a perverted furry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rule 8: Do a barrel roll!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dont use lube. Cause some pain. Thatll tame the bitch

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She will get the best of my both worlds. If ya know what I mean ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. Permission to cum on board sir! id hit that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its ok pedo_bear you still have justin bieber! she's only16!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Marisa:D): You're right... but it's just not the same as Miley.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Marisa:D): No...she's 9...right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That ruined it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@446186 (/facepalm): no it didnt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It kinda did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm still waiting for the sex tape.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wonder what it would be called. Taming the Bitch? The climb to orgasm? Party in Miley's vagina? Nothing to lose (except my virginity)? I could think of these names all day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAAA! Miley still having her virginity... XD roflroflroflrofl!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean... she already lost her virginity?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you honestly think she hasn't? I know you're just a perverted bear... But, come on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But... I wanted to take it... I feel like Borat when he found out about Pamela Andersons sextape...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ROFLROFL! pah-mel-uh, noo!! Yeah, these days, you can't find too many 16 year old virgins. Heck, good luck finding a 14 year old virgin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've found a lot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Elementary Schools and Middle Schools

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If I knew they were that easy to find, I would have become a pedo a long time ago...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well there you go, have fun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ooh, song title! "I'm gonna take off her Old Blue Jeans!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love how you guys kiss pedo_bears ass (no pun intended)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reading these comments is an eye-opening experience.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm glad..then she will be an adult and then no one will care if she does whatever the heck she likes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless she gets a DUI at age 19

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But she will be over 18 still...I'm sorry for your heartbreak.....at least you have selena gomez...i think she's 17.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just isn't the same...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we dont care...but you doo awww its okay im still 16 :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.chaobell.net/newgallery/d/2642-2/pedobear.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

will i see you again in my bed tonight pedo_bear ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hell yeah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ummm I dont think so we have plans.... ;) where are we going this time Pedo_Bear?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yay i have your approval :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HECK NO! now there are no "minor" laws to protect her from anything. she is considered an adult

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ohh i get it now

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She was the cause of my childhood, but also ruined most of it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago