Eating cookie dough straight from the tube can fix any situation, amirite?

...It might seem like it, but it turns to be a bad habit. >.>

Lol it might taste good, but it won't fix situations.

...you can get dough from a tube? What's next, CHEESE IN A TUBE??????

I was trying to think of a clever elaboration, but failed.

my mom won't let me do that, cause she says somebody died from it. I keep telling her how many more likely ways I'm gonna die, but she won't let me have it :(

You're more likely to die just from walking down the street.

Why, slap me silly, you're more likely to die by playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun!

No way, more likely than by abstaining from water for a week?

I think you're more likely to die playing chicken with trains

What about walking into a rainstorm wearing a raincoat made of potassium?

Heh, or how about francium?

I think tasting power lines is a pretty likely way to go

Getting choked by Edward Scissorhands I'm sure would have even more devastating consequences.

Peashooting at King Kong's balls isn't likely to go down too well.

Chuck Norris.

Loading the inside of a trenchcoat with long thick candles and holding a clicking pen out in front of you while walking into an airport in a turban and a beard...

I think trying to heat up a delicious entrée of dynamite in the oven would result in your demise.

I think going skydiving without a parachute can have adverse effects on your health.

Not if you drink a Red Bull first, amirite?

Ha!

It's bad for you D: isn't it?