+47 Eating cookie dough straight from the tube can fix any situation, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...It might seem like it, but it turns to be a bad habit. >.>

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol it might taste good, but it won't fix situations.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was trying to think of a clever elaboration, but failed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

my mom won't let me do that, cause she says somebody died from it. I keep telling her how many more likely ways I'm gonna die, but she won't let me have it :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No way, more likely than by abstaining from water for a week?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think you're more likely to die playing chicken with trains

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What about walking into a rainstorm wearing a raincoat made of potassium?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think tasting power lines is a pretty likely way to go

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Getting choked by Edward Scissorhands I'm sure would have even more devastating consequences.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Chuck Norris.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

RIGHT AS I WAS TYPING HIS NAME I SWEAR. Okay. Trying to jump the president with a surprise game of paintball is a definite way to get yourself taken out of the picture.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Loading the inside of a trenchcoat with long thick candles and holding a clicking pen out in front of you while walking into an airport in a turban and a beard...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think trying to heat up a delicious entrée of dynamite in the oven would result in your demise.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think going skydiving without a parachute can have adverse effects on your health.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not if you drink a Red Bull first, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ha!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's bad for you D: isn't it?

by Anonymous 14 years ago