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Eating cookie dough straight from the tube can fix any situation, amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
...It might seem like it, but it turns to be a bad habit. >.>
by Anonymous14 years ago
Lol it might taste good, but it won't fix situations.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I was trying to think of a clever elaboration, but failed.
by Anonymous14 years ago
my mom won't let me do that, cause she says somebody died from it. I keep telling her how many more likely ways I'm gonna die, but she won't let me have it :(
by Anonymous14 years ago
No way, more likely than by abstaining from water for a week?
by Anonymous14 years ago
I think you're more likely to die playing chicken with trains
by Anonymous14 years ago
What about walking into a rainstorm wearing a raincoat made of potassium?
by Anonymous14 years ago
I think tasting power lines is a pretty likely way to go
by Anonymous14 years ago
Getting choked by Edward Scissorhands I'm sure would have even more devastating consequences.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Chuck Norris.
by Anonymous14 years ago
RIGHT AS I WAS TYPING HIS NAME I SWEAR.
Okay. Trying to jump the president with a surprise game of paintball is a definite way to get yourself taken out of the picture.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Loading the inside of a trenchcoat with long thick candles and holding a clicking pen out in front of you while walking into an airport in a turban and a beard...
by Anonymous14 years ago
I think trying to heat up a delicious entrée of dynamite in the oven would result in your demise.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I think going skydiving without a parachute can have adverse effects on your health.
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