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An apple a day may keep the doctor away but not the emergency room. Stupid eating disorders, amirite?

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They say millions of people struggle with eating disorders...but I'd say they're pretty good at it.

Those macbooks I keep throwing at the doctor are getting expensive though.

This is definitely an abuse of the followup...

I feel a tumbleweed going by as i read the comments.

Montanas avatar Montana Yeah You Are +30Reply

Pre-followup: YYA
Post followup: NW.

I swear. If this "not too many comments" bit keeps up, I'm throwing a baby into the sun.

@astral_queen I swear. If this "not too many comments" bit keeps up, I'm throwing a baby into the sun.

Teletubbies taught me that there's already a baby in the Sun, and he's doing fine, so it won't accomplish much.

Oh, good, we get the POTD at 7:00 again.

Your follow up paragraph contains an extraordinary amount of information that has surpassed the length which manages to keep my attention; consequently, I had no gander at your materials and made no attempt to absorb the information inherit within.

An apple a day cannot keep The Doctor away. I know from experience.

Nngh, apples are so-so. What REALLY keeps the doctor away is hiding those obnoxious little postcards they send out before your mother can see them and remember that you need a booster for such-and-such random vaccine.

I really like your life story. So are you the dead girl everyone talks about in forwards that supposedly kills people in their beds wearing a bloody clown outfit at midnight?

The follow up was kinda cheery... let's see how long Ant lets it stay up there...

I'm on mobile and what's the follow up?

Anonymous +11Reply

if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!

@hiphopjunky if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!

If the doctor was cute, I'd screw the doctor, not the fruit. Not sure what you're thinking of...

alright, this person is taking this shit way too far with these follow-ups

My dad is a doctor and so is my neighbor so that doesnt work for me

Cool follow up bro

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +9Reply

What is wrong about apples?

@OnePenguin What is wrong about apples?

Penguins can't eat them very easily... :[

@Shadi Penguins can't eat them very easily... :[

(Chauncy Pickles): Neither can pickles.

SEXY_BEASTs avatar SEXY_BEAST Yeah You Are +31Reply
@SEXY_BEAST (Chauncy Pickles): Neither can pickles.

But you can eat apples WITH pickles. Chauncy Pickles to be exact. wink wink

@SEXY_BEAST (Chauncy Pickles): I think that comment deserves a

Don't you mean "an"?

As is "... an oscillating eyebrow"?

@Shadi Don't you mean "an"? As is "... an oscillating eyebrow"?

(Chauncy Pickles): No, it's a... as in "... a guy that must be superhuman because he never gets tired of raising his eyebrows".

SEXY_BEASTs avatar SEXY_BEAST Yeah You Are +35Reply

Why is this POTD if Anthony disagrees with it?

SourceofSmiles avatar SourceofSmile Yeah You Are +3Reply
@SourceofSmile Why is this POTD if Anthony disagrees with it?

Because, if you disagree with a post doesn't mean you think the post is bad. People never seem to realize that.

omnomnom

incedios avatar incedio Yeah You Are +2Reply

You removed your follow-up. Thank You.

Anonymous +2Reply

Skylar Grey needs a doctor.
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@Phil Skylar Grey needs a doctor.

Eminem looks especially young in this video.

k michelle, nice follow up.

i don't understand the follow-up, is it a reference to something?

Anonymous +1Reply

yaaa i didn't read that follow up i didn't even attempt!because from the look of it even one second you can kind of tell that its a bunch of gibberish!

Predys avatar Predy Yeah You Are +1Reply

i thought you were going to saying that you were going to bring up the fact that apple seeds are poisonous then again if you eat 8,000,000 bananas you die of radiation so in a way fruit aren't that healthy

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@1133768

(ya i went there): You went there, I thought we were friends Anon?

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@1134341

That's a very kind thing for you to say! It's amazing how well you know me.

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@1134371

I find that hard to believe if i'm honest.

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@1134472

Neither can you, that's why people are always kind to you.

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@1134478

I don't like pandas, i'm only replying because you are a panda who can use a computer, you should be breeding!

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@1134525

Oh really? smirk smilie do you want to join my panda prostitution circle?

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@1134564

You don't mind having sex with donkeys do you? Because if you do, we have a problem.

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@1134642

Well i could move you to one of my other areas, how are you with polar bears?

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@1134702

Yeah they suck i forgot, you don't want them. How about Mexicans?

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@1134809

If you like it "ruff" then you can have the wolves.

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@1133197

Back in my day, youngsters didn't say back in my day.

@mouse4216 Back in my day, youngsters didn't say back in my day.

If you could hear my voice when I say these types of things then it'd be funneh

Montanas avatar Montana Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Shadi Why should we care where your head is?

(Chauncy Pickles): What? Whenever I hear "back in my day"I automatically think of a country pedofile saying it. :s

thedoctormerlins avatar thedoctormerlin Yeah You Are +19Reply
@Shadi Why should we care where your head is?

(Chauncy Pickles): YOUR head is up your ass, so you should care.

@Eminna (Chauncy Pickles): YOUR head is up your ass, so you should care.

The OP and I don't share a head, genius.

And I am saying "genius" ironically.

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@1133229

Agreed.

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@1133229

Penis, you say?

Well...

I like penis.

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@1133469

like the face. appropriate for this conversation above. hello smilie

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@1133337

applauds

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@1133369

Oh Jesus, you say the silliest things.

I don't get it :/

Anonymous 0Reply

What the hell kind of followup is that? A followup is supposed to say something about the post or the poster, and this guy (or girl) wastes it by saying "P3NIS"?

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@1134199

The OP posted a followup saying to donate to Japan. But it is gone now.

zsmith4246s avatar zsmith4246 Yeah You Are 0Reply

what does the follow up mean?

I like the follow up. It makes me happy.

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@1134294

I prefer TheShamWowGuy to you, at least he tries!

Is this michelle a troll?

Anonymous -1Reply

Oh Michelle, you so funneh!

@KaySeas Oh Michelle, you so funneh!

What was the follow up? It's gone now :(

@Chromana What was the follow up? It's gone now :(

A very very very very very long paragraph about her life. Something about loving rugs, her boyfriend, C, leaving her. Dying. I'm not entirely sure.

cool story bro.

but really, it was fucking awesome. i cried at the end.

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