-294 There are 3 types of people: dicks (America), pussys (the rest of the world) and assholes (terrorists). Dicks are always trying to fuck pussys. Pussys think everyone can get along and assholes just wanna shit on everything. But pussys need dicks because they're the only ones who can fuck assholes, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha, i cant tell whether i should be offended or not :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love team america

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There are two type of US citizens, 90% of them think they are the worlds greatest and refer to U.S.A as the whole America. The other 10% actually use their brain.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet you most of Americans who read that will think they're in the 10% When I was like, 10 I thought USA = All of America Now I know better. =3=

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can honestly say I'm one of those 10%. "WE AMERICANS-" "Yanno, canadians are technically American too. And so are mexicans... and pretty much everyone in North and South America. -__-"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really hate people like you have to get all technical about everything. When someone says "americans" you should automatically assume they are talking about the United States.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats like saying when someone says European you should automatically assume theyre from France for example

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. Because France doesn't have the word Europe in its name. USA is the only country with America in its name. Therefore it would be safe to assume that when someone says American they are talking about someone from USA. It's better than calling us United States of American.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get why people hate on America. Yes, some of us are obese, but some of us are also in really good shape. Yes some of us are idiots but we also have really smart people too. Bill Gates.... Steve Jobbs, Americans. Basically, I think a lot of people are jealous of America. Because we're th youngest country yet one of the most powerful. Don't take that the wrong way. I'm just saying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd like to point out (with no indication or implication of your level of intelligence) that Canada is almost 100 years younger than America and is also powerful, a part of the G20. Countries younger than both Canada and America include Unified Gemany, Ukraine, and Armenia. France is more powerful in some respects, considering it's been the top place to live in the Quality of Life Index for quite some time now. I'm not sure what they teach elsewhere, but in Canada we're taught that best is a term not to be taken lightly. Personally, (having been to Europe, Asia, and every country in North America), I prefer Toronto, Canada as my favourite place, maintaining a left-wing, intellectual and artist level city life, but at the same time, a little while north you still see the forest. Like I said, the majority of people aren't jealous, if you ask me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At the same time, I do admit people are rather rude to America, calling it corrupt is a bit too far, and many people in America are in fact in shape.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kosovo is a younger country than the USA, it's two years old. But let's face it: why would you even know what Kosovo is?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

USA USA USA! :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dicks aren't trying to fuck the pussies. We're trying to fuck the assholes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People are so mean to Americans. D;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's because most of you deserve it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I haven't done anything to the rest of the world. I love everyone. ):

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MATT DAMONNNN haha Team America is the greatest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its not even quoted right.. im.... so.... ronery....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Great movie, bad idea for a post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How on earth did this get homepaged?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In the words of south park: "the pro- war people need the anti-war people so that the world doesn't think you're complete dicks and the anti-war people need the pro-war people so that the world doesn't think your complete pussies. It's like a your cake and eating it too." (didn't exactly write down exactly the same but I got the main point)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*it like having your cake and eating it too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LOVE THE MOVIE, I quite disagree though. Us, Egyptians, are NOT pussys! Yeah, I agree that Americans are dicks, but Egyptians are not pussys!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

While funy, I must disagree... We're just the ones with the most guns and the biggest idiots. THATS how we maintain control, everyone else is just scared the US will do something incredibly stupid again, like invade the Middle East *coughgeorgebushcough*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes americans are dicks. Koreans aren't pussies. Being born in a diffrent country can tell you who the pussies are. Americans always take money from diffrent countries and actually expects everyone to help them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

America helps a lot of countries and donates money to tons of countries in need of help.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm.. i havn't seen that movie in a while, i think i'll go watch it now

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pride fucked the world.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think other contries just need to stop hating on America and what i mean the whole NorthAmerica and for that person above sayin we take other countires mony and spend it blah blah blah you cant honestly understand americans unless you live in america so you have no right say americans are dicks maybe your country is a pussy for not doing anything about it if All of you feel that way

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And that's why I'm moving to England as soon as possible :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Interesting analogy but no.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So...who are the breasts?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes but america needs to help itself first :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

you got something wrong dicks (britian), pussys (america) assholes (the rest of the world)- how can you say america (dicks) you lose every war and didnt even go in any of the world wars only at the end of number 2 so america (pussys)

by Anonymous 13 years ago