Dear UPS/FED-EX Delivery men: Leave the tight pants to the ladies. If i can see the coins in your pockets, use them for a pay phone and call a tailor. amirite?

+311 Dear UPS/FED-EX Delivery men: Leave the tight pants to the ladies. If i can see the coins in your pockets, use them for a pay phone and call a tailor. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it a roll of coins in his pocket? Or is he just happy to see you? hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I might be missing something, but is anyone else stumped as to why this is directed at delivery men?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yo dawg, heard you like packages, so I'm showing you my package while delivering your package.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except for that guy in Legally Blonde!

by Anonymous 13 years ago