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Even if you had a bed that was 1,000 feet long, you would still sleep close to the edge of it, amirite?

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NOPE. I'd roll up nd down that bitch! :D

I would sleep near the edge because if I was in the middle and I had to get up in the middle of the night, i would need to roll 500 feet just to get out to do what i needed to do. Also that would really be annoying if you were laying in the middle and your alarm clock went off.

What would be the purpose of such a long bed? It's not like you need much more than ~7 feet.

@wobbuffet What would be the purpose of such a long bed? It's not like you need much more than ~7 feet.

Well, I suppose if you ever feel the need to sleep with a thousand people are the same time . . .

@HitGirl Well, I suppose if you ever feel the need to sleep with a thousand people are the same time . . .

Then wouldn't the bed be that many feet wide, instead? It'd make it much easier to snuggle, that's for sure.

force of habit

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haha i'd be to lazy to roll to the middle

My dick is that long.

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