+629 Even if you had a bed that was 1,000 feet long, you would still sleep close to the edge of it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What would be the purpose of such a long bed? It's not like you need much more than ~7 feet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I suppose if you ever feel the need to sleep with a thousand people are the same time . . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then wouldn't the bed be that many feet wide, instead? It'd make it much easier to snuggle, that's for sure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

force of habit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOPE. I'd roll up nd down that bitch! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha i'd be to lazy to roll to the middle

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would sleep near the edge because if I was in the middle and I had to get up in the middle of the night, i would need to roll 500 feet just to get out to do what i needed to do. Also that would really be annoying if you were laying in the middle and your alarm clock went off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you practically read my mind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dick is that long.

by Anonymous 13 years ago