+727 No matter who you are, you have almost gotten hit by a car before, or have, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yo dere wuz diz 1 time me n ma nigga C-Duece wuz fuckin in diz back alley wen dis car fuckin ran him ova n sped off n shyt. Dat nigga was hit hard n bleedin all ova n dat nigga wuz like i luv u but i aint gay so I curbstomped dat nigga n bounced

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMFAO

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I almost got hit 2 days ago.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does having only one body part ran over count as being hit by a car?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yup :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

which body part? :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My foot. Lol...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I almost got hit by an ice cream truck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some loser tried to back up when I was like a foot behind his car...but I went all ninja and and leaped to safety

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend is semi-constantly grabbing my collar to prevent me from walking out in front of cars and buses. Apparently, I'm unobservant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep, I'm guilty of this. While riding a bike to a friend's house >.< The car beeped at me D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. I was chasing a really pretty maple leaf. Car come outta no where. I moved in time though :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago