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Nudists are terrible! Not only are they immoral, it's a sin against GOD. If GOD had intended for us to be naked we would of been BORN like tha... wait... amirite?

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At first, I thought this was a rant christian post, then I saw the end and laughed.

Taters avatar Tater Yeah You Are +151Reply

Exactly! rips off clothes

Anonymous +69Reply

teehee.. thanks ! my very first amirite post... =D

The people who voted no way probably did't read the whole post.

Peppergirl14s avatar Peppergirl14 Yeah You Are +42Reply

You're aware that until Eve and Adam sinned, they were naked if it werent for that we would all be naked and see nothing wrong with it

RunThePacifics avatar RunThePacific Yeah You Are +28Reply
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@959736

No, I think she still could give birth, but there was no pain involved.

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +10Reply

At first I was like "Hmmmm..." Then I saw the end and I was like "Hahahahahahaha."

Very nice... lol

Richards avatar Richard Yeah You Are +24Reply

I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING WOULD OF! ITS WOULD'VE OR WOULD HAVE!

@Jess_Doherty Why is this negative...? You're right. -____-

I know! I would have mentioned that, but quintanaa beat me to it :P

omnomnoms avatar omnomnom Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Jess_Doherty Same here, haha. Good to see it's positive now.

hahahahah (: yeh maybe the caps was too much? idk it just drives me insane.

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@959602

Wheres the dude who eat them doritos.

OptimusPrime69s avatar OptimusPrime69 Yeah You Are +13Reply
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@960219

NAAAAAAW! I'm eating chips.

@959650

Psshhhhhhh. That could never happen.

OptimusPrime69s avatar OptimusPrime69 Yeah You Are +4Reply
@959602

Damn it, I had a really funny variation of "u just jelly". Now it has to wait till tomorrow.

Anonymous +5Reply

Haha I was totally about to vote No Way at first. You is clever, my new Amirite-ian!

dontsteponaducks avatar dontsteponaduck Yeah You Are +23Reply

Nahh I was born wearing a suit and a full head of hair.

@Deadpool Nahh I was born wearing a suit and a full head of hair.

*Hair

Unless you actually mean you could hear...then way to be

enders avatar ender Yeah You Are +10Reply
@ender *Hair Unless you actually mean you could hear...then way to be

Crap. That's embarrassing. Im gonna go hide under my bed now.

@KaySeas I fixed it. Now you don't have to hide under your bed.

why thank you. rolls out from under the bed It was awfully stuffy under there.

I laughed. Hard.

IMPs avatar IMP Yeah You Are +20Reply
@IMP I laughed. Hard.

I chuckled. Quietly to myself.

@IMP I laughed. Hard.

I snorted.

Cocaine.

budgerigar42s avatar budgerigar42 Yeah You Are 0Reply

I was angry at first that the post was positively rated. I was about to flame the poster. This is a well-written post , and it is worthy of agreement from me.

9876098 +17Reply

aha i was like "....the fuck?" then i read the rest of it and ahaha

raylees avatar raylee Yeah You Are +15Reply

inb4 scrantoncity wants everyone to take their clothes off phew

I could've sworn this said immortal I was so confused

Lol. This was hilarious. :)
But I hope some people won't make this a reason to promote being a nudist... just because Adam and Eve were naked. They missed this part:

Genesis 3:21 21
Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.

@You just ruined the entire post by quoting the bible. D:

Well, the post is funny. :) I guess it's okay to inject some info because after all, the content was also from the bible.

But I love how this post was constructed. Clever.

@Noli_Me_Tangere Well, the post is funny. :) I guess it's okay to inject some info because after all, the content was also from the...

It was making fun of the bible actually and just because it's funny doesn't mean it needs some info as well. This isn't high school.

I stil got 3 weeks before Junior year! D: Don't bring the learning that much soon!

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@It was making fun of the bible actually and just because it's funny doesn't mean it needs some info as well. This...

I didn't say that "because it's funny, it needs some info."
I'm just citing some contents from the Bible to refute the belief that it's ok to be a nudist just because God made man and woman naked.

LOL! favorited

JellyBlocks avatar JellyBlock Yeah You Are +8Reply
@JellyBlock LOL! favorited

that sucks. now its potd and youre getting tons of notifications

@fuckoffwhore that sucks. now its potd and youre getting tons of notifications

Unless you turned off the option to not get a notification for every new comment.

@fuckoffwhore it would still suck the first time you logged on

Yep, because it's horrible to know that people like your post.

Chromanas avatar Chromana Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Chromana Yep, because it's horrible to know that people like your post.

you favorite your own posts? thats not qwhat i was talking about .

@fuckoffwhore you favorite your own posts? thats not qwhat i was talking about .

What the heck are you on about? The site tells you when someone favourites your post.

Chromanas avatar Chromana Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Chromana What the heck are you on about? The site tells you when someone favourites your post.

someone said they favorited the post. i said that sucks now they get notifications somoe said unless you turn off the thing to get notifications and i said that sucks for the first time they log on you said it sucks when people like your post? and i was never talking about the OP in the first place i was talking about a person who left a comment and said they favortied the post. that is what the heck i was on about.

Rach_Els avatar Rach_El Yeah You Are +1Reply

This is HILARIOUS!!! :D LMFAO

Rysias avatar Rysia Yeah You Are +7Reply

Love it.

Anonymous +7Reply

Am I the only one who hates being nude?

@AlexCarlileThePillow Am I the only one who hates being nude?

Being nude isn't a good thing. The post is very funny, but still. Nudity is gross

Anonymous -18Reply
@Being nude isn't a good thing. The post is very funny, but still. Nudity is gross

Then so is taking a shower. EWWWWW CLEANLINESS!!! It's the way we were made, clothing is just too much trouble ;P

EstoniaObsesseds avatar EstoniaObsessed Yeah You Are +25Reply
@Being nude isn't a good thing. The post is very funny, but still. Nudity is gross

It's okay little one. Someday you'll grow up and realize bodies aren't ewwie.

Aww I want to make my own profile on amirite and make a clever post like this:( awsome post by the way

Anonymous +5Reply

Genius!

brb, loling forever.

Buttss avatar Butts Yeah You Are +3Reply

Damn liberal hippie queer lovin naked indecent streaking fun lovin communist socialist fascist artist nazis! God will burn them in hell for all eternity! Amen.

I'm surprised there isn't more debate about this. Glad to know more people can take a joke now :)

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@959777

Now why would you want to inb4 Zubat?

Anonymous 0Reply

Ya hear that Matthew Morrison? We were born naked, so you should probably take off your clothes. I mean you wouldn't want to sin against God now would you? licks lips in anticpation

Miss_Potters avatar Miss_Potter Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Miss_Potter Ya hear that Matthew Morrison? We were born naked, so you should probably take off your clothes. I mean you...

waitwaitwait, Miss_Potter, you chose Matthew Morrison? What happened to, um, people in Harry Potter?

Then again, Mr Potter himself already did that in Equus...

omnomnoms avatar omnomnom Yeah You Are 0Reply
@omnomnom waitwaitwait, Miss_Potter, you chose Matthew Morrison? What happened to, um, people in Harry Potter? Then again...

I didn't think everyone would agree with me if I said a Harry Potter character because strangely some people find them ugly! Weird huh! Equus= total failure! never to be mentioned EVER again!

Miss_Potters avatar Miss_Potter Yeah You Are 0Reply

Ahahaha. i approve of this POTD

BeedleTheBards avatar BeedleTheBard Yeah You Are 0Reply

I bet this will be POTD someday.

Anonymous -2Reply
@I bet this will be POTD someday.

I disagree. There's no way that will ever happen. Honestly, get your fucking facts straight.

Anonymous +6Reply

I think it would've been funnier without the whole "...wait..."
:/
Don't mistake me for hating on the POTD though; I lol'd. I just hate it when people kind of "notice" they're making a joke. Just make it; the sarcasm made it funny.

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