If I was back in the Wild West, instead of carrying a six-gun, I'd carry a soldering iron. Then, if some cowboy said "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and everybody starts laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The...

+295 If I was back in the Wild West, instead of carrying a six-gun, I'd carry a soldering iron. Then, if some cowboy said "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and everybody starts laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The Soldering Iron of Justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the Soldering Iron of Justice, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dont know... Soldering irons are pretty dangerous. I mean, if you have a plug nearby.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jack Handey FTW!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i am so confused but i love this post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Love Jack Handey :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post made me laugh out loud in a train full of people. This post equals awesomeness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Deepthoughts :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why does this post only have this many favorites? This is brilliant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago