+343 "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." What if these weren't Neal Armstrong's first words on the moon? What would today be like if he said something less inspirational, like "Heehee, I just farted on the moon!", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Too bad he didn't write that, it was scripted.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe he could've said the scripted line after that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's Neil, not Neal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, my bad :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That'd be awful if you farted in a space suit. It seems like the smell would get trapped and you'd be breathing in your own fart fumes over and over.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

eddie izzard?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the last words said on the moon so far, from the ship thingy, were "lets get this mother out of here"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"FIRST!!11!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would totally have done that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've heard the first word ever spoken on the moon was "okay", could be wrong though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago