You could also die from something else coincidentally right after you finish it , or you could accept the candy and never eat it , thus granting yourself eternal life.
That is genius. As is the post.
Or it's an everlasting gobstopper.
By definition it would be poison. If that's a supply that lasts your lifetime, then you'd have to die after eating it.
ya, i mean, that's sort of what the post was about