+677 If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

By definition it would be poison. If that's a supply that lasts your lifetime, then you'd have to die after eating it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ya, i mean, that's sort of what the post was about

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could also die from something else coincidentally right after you finish it , or you could accept the candy and never eat it , thus granting yourself eternal life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

genius.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is genius. As is the post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks. =D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or it's an everlasting gobstopper.

by Anonymous 13 years ago