Masturbation is a "Don't ask, don't tell" type of deal, amirite?

Why?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Meh. I know plenty of girls open enough to talk about masturbation. Maybe i just have cool friends, who knows

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you're lying...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who lies about knowing people that are ok with talking about masturbating. Stop being a twat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People looking for attention...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I meant with like parents and siblings :p Most people don't talk about it with others unless it's like a really close friend or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My group of friends are actually ridiculously open about stuff like that. Its a little odd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

.. No? People looking for attention would be the people that are like ewww masturbating cuz they know the majority of people do masturbate and like it therefor will try to convince them to do it. As i said. Stop being a twat. There are plenty of people who are perfectly content with talking about sex and masturbation. Why does it have to be so taboo to talk about it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, relax, I'm just yanking your chain dude. No pun intended. Maybe it's just me but if my buddy tells me he got laid, I'd probably congratulate him but if he told me about his masturbation stories I'd tell him to keep that shit to himself. Nobody wants to know about what you do alone in your bedroom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I laughed at the unintended pun... And it's usually the girls talking about it with the girls, or the girls talking about it with the guys. Never guys talking about it with guys (In my friends anyways)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, same with my friends. It would be really awkward if to guys where sitting around chatting about jacking off...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha ohmygod that would be so weird. But funny... well for me, anyways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now I'm definetly going to do that one day. Just for laughs :D. Like just walk up to my one buddy when girls are around and say 'Dude, I was jacking off the other day...blah blah blah.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, that would be freaking hilarious :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So i was beating off today and i was harder than normal.... *Awkward stares* how many of ur friends could u finish that statement with lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm... yeah, none. Unless everyone was a bunch of pervy freaks?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friends probably would. But then again they are freaks...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Which is essentially my group of friends lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I talk about personal shit all the time. I have a whole no bounderies thing goin on...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@428847 (Iamrite23): Every friendship needs bounderies. And it's weird that they got disgusted when everybody does it anyway. But then again, everyone shits as well but noone wants to hear about it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have a point, good sir! I mean, I would never be to all of my friends "I GO TO TOWN ON MYSELF WHILE WATCHING PORN!!!" That's just stupid... and porn is stupid in my opinion, anyways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ya, porn is too fake. And it screws up your perception of women. Like if you tried the shit that porn stars did to a real girl, you'd end up in jail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I was like, traumatized by it when I was younger so I've never even thought of going back to even check it out... :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to go crazy for it when I was younger. But when I started dating I would always be thinking 'When is she gonna get naked and go down on me...' thats when I realised I had to stop.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha yeah, that's a good thing. When I was in 4th grade, myself and another girl went over to another girls house, and she made us locked the doors while we were in the room and she watched porn. Obviously, this other girl and myself had no idea what the hell was going on... so we didn't know what to do! That girl (whose house we were over) blamed EVERYTHING on me...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha, what a bitch. But I probably would've done the same. And you got to admit that it's kind of funny. Haha, but damn you started early. I watched porn for the first time in 8th grade. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha yeah, when I think about it now it's funny. But then I got in so much trouble and my parents thought I was addicted to porn and crap! Jesus... when my Dad tried to talk to me about it? I don't even want to remember.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, that's classic. They probably didn't believe you when you told the truth? I hope you got revenge on that girl though...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually they did believe me! Because they knew that girl is MESSED UP! (and I yelled and cried a lot) And I basically made her life a living hell through the rest of elementary.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lucky you, my dad would've just whooped my ass and asked questions later. Haha. Well she definetly deserved it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, my parents don't really do much. My dad is kind of... well... he's just smoked WAY too much pot, and my mom doesn't really care after a while.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom doesn't care what I do (cos technically she's my step mom) and my dad cares way too much. Your parents sound awesome. Adopt me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, actually they kind of suck... My mom and I get in fights all the time when she DOES care. Because she doesn't want me to end up like her or something... (dropping out and marrying a guy like my dad). She always expects me to be like my sister... who did sports all through her life and exceeded all the time. Whereas I like sports, but I'm not as competitive and I don't freak when I get a B in a class...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shame. Your mom sounds like my dad. And you sound a lot like me. I do try my best, but a B isnt the end of the world right? Worst thing is, cos I'm adopted, my dad uses that to guilt me into doing what he wants. Parents are annoying, amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are so right, sister! *snaps fingers* ha... but yeah, if I don't make something (like a team) or get an A, I know it's not because I didn't try, it's because I just wasn't the best.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup, but parents just can't except that their kids aren't the best at everything. Oh well, that's why I will never have kids. That way I don't have to screw up someone's life:).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm SO having kids! (obviously when I'm old enough) I can't wait to be a Mom (but I will wait!) and I'm going to be a really good Mom.. I just know it :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There are a few people in my groupish type of people (I don't really have any friends anymore, ha) but one girl admitted to everyone that she did it to porn, ha. Everyone was disgusted... It was funny though. They just cared SO much about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dont watch porn.. Its to fake. Id rather see a real person naked or be like hey show me ur titties to one of my friends. sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, I want to meet your friends...haha. My ex wouldn't even do that!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha... sounds like you have interesting friends.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love my friends =D and boobs. I love boobs. Almost as much as my friends

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, boobs are kind of awesome. But I def love my friends more than boobs...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd be a great mom. Cos, well you obviously know what not to do. Haha. I have a little sister and she's annoying so that also put me off having kids...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I find little girls from the age of like 9-12 so god damned annoying. I remember when I was that age and how cool I thought I was... But I think when I finally have kids that will change, and I'll guide them in the right direction, but not control them. I'll love them, but not spoil them. Because spoiled kids I wish I could punch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's easy to say that but to actually do it is hard. But I'm not dependable, or reliable, or accountable, or responsible, or reasonable, or sensible, or any other thing that you need to be a parent. Haha, so I know I'd suck at it. So how many kids are you aiming for? 1? 2? 9?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

3 or less :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're very brave:).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love my friends more. And its ten points for punching a spoiled kid. Bonus points if theyre under 10 with a cell phone

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not gonna have real kids...I'll just adopt kids from other people! :D One will be blonde, one will be a brunette and one will have black hair with blue highlights!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha my friend wants to marry an asian guy so she can have a ninja for a kid. and my friends would never openly talk about masturbation....i learned that the hard way... :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago