Every now and then you check to see if your Boobs/Penis is bigger, amirite?

-boyfriend YYAs-
"You check to see if your cock gets bigger?!"
"...no, my boobs."

My boobs are fucking big enough...I check to see if they're smaller

Filed in food.... Niiice

i check for smaller boobs. means im losing some weight.

I did that this morning, but unfornately they are still small :(

Hate to admit it, but I do check a lot

Eh, same here. WHY DON'T YOU GROW?!