+340 Hello trainers.Look at yourPokemon, nowback to mine.Sadly,your pokemon aren't mine,but if you stopped using ladyscented rare candies to level them and startedTraining them like a man, they could battle like they’re mine.Look down,back up,where are you?You’re on the S.S.Anne,with the Pokemon yourPokemon could Battle like. What’s in your hand?Back at me.I have it,It’s a master-ball.I’m ... amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Arg it didn't let me post the full thing here it is: Hello trainers. Look at your Pokemon, now back to mine, now back at your Pokemon, now back to mine. Sadly, your pokemon aren't mine, but if you stopped using lady scented rare candies to level them and switched to training them like a man, they could battle like they’re mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the S.S. Anne, with the Pokemon your Pokemon could battle like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it’s a master-ball with two of the Pokemon you love. Look again, THE POKEMON ARE NOW SHINY! Anything is possible when you train you pokemon like a man and not a lady. I’m on a Rapidash.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol I could tell you tried to use as little characters as possible XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is some delicious copypasta.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

a post of epic porportions

by Anonymous 14 years ago

THIS INSTANTLY WENT ON MY QUOTE THING ON FACEBOOK xDDD omfg this OWnxz pokeballs :3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you mean status

by Anonymous 14 years ago

**ownz

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha kinda like old spice commercials

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is you trying to be funny or you just dumber than plantfood? Of course it's like the damn commercial.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's mean :O. You need to correct your grammar. Mistake #1: "Are" instead of "is". Mistake #2: There is a comma after "or" Mistake #3" There is suppose to be an "are" after "or" Have a nice day :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey dumbass I is an alien man-eating plant from outer space voiced by a black man. I know I'm right, AIIGHT?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whatever you say, Ms. Audrey_2.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hosnap, girl, no you dint.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha, yes I did.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

feed me, Seymour...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Ohya.): I LOVE THAT PLAY XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

THE COMMA BELONGS A SPACE BEFORE THE "OR!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, I forgot -_-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The grammar was still horrendous, though. She was right about that!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The grammar was SUPPOSED to be horrendous. Audrey II is a character from Little Shop of Horrors, a musical set in the early 1960s. It's about an alien plant that falls into the hands of a clumsy young florist. The plant only drinks human blood, but it will make all your wishes come true, as long as you keep feeding it. Audrey II was originally voiced by Ron Taylor, who spoke very much like that. Audrey_2 is usingthe person of this character. The grammar and colloquial speech is intentional.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's funny, horrendous, and odd. More funny, though. Going back to the personas... you still would press "No Way" to the odd things posted by noimwrong, right? Well, same thing. Somethings's grammatically wrong, and as apprentice grammar Nazis, we must help!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Indeed. I believe that we understand where Audrey_2 was going with this, but as for the others...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

FEED ME!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i dont get it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Look at the comment before yours.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh! what are old spice? sorry xx

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's a commercial. Try either Google-ing it or go on YouTube. You'll find it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ok, thank you :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No problem. Happy searching!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The one about posts is WAY funnier.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I agree. One post like this is enough.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LITTLE BITCH YOU STOLE THIS FROM FUNNYJUNK WHO STOLE IT FROM 4CHAN

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not a grammar Nazi, but this was terrible and stolen from the one yesterday.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That statement has nothing to do with grammar. Why would it matter if you're a grammar Nazi?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When I said terrible, I was referring to the lack of spaces. the post itself wasn't bad

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He ran out of room. The first comment was what he tried to type.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know, but I still didn't like it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cause you're a prick.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i laughed

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The other one was much better, I'd say

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is some delicious copypasta, ne?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

meh. not as good as the other one

by Anonymous 14 years ago