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Hello trainers.Look at yourPokemon, nowback to mine.Sadly,your pokemon aren't mine,but if you stopped using ladyscented rare candies to level them and startedTraining them like a man, they could battle like they’re mine.Look down,back up,where are you?You’re on the S.S.Anne,with the Pokemon yourPokemon could Battle like. What’s in your hand?Back at me.I have it,It’s a master-ball.I’m ... amirite?

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it didn't let me post the full thing
here it is:
Hello trainers. Look at your Pokemon, now back to mine, now back at your Pokemon, now back to mine. Sadly, your pokemon aren't mine, but if you stopped using lady scented rare candies to level them and switched to training them like a man, they could battle like they’re mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the S.S. Anne, with the Pokemon your Pokemon could battle like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it’s a master-ball with two of the Pokemon you love. Look again, THE POKEMON ARE NOW SHINY! Anything is possible when you train you pokemon like a man and not a lady. I’m on a Rapidash.

The other one was much better, I'd say

The one about posts is WAY funnier.

Anonymous +1Reply
@The one about posts is WAY funnier.

I agree. One post like this is enough.

I'm not a grammar Nazi, but this was terrible and stolen from the one yesterday.

@Bossman I'm not a grammar Nazi, but this was terrible and stolen from the one yesterday.

That statement has nothing to do with grammar. Why would it matter if you're a grammar Nazi?

mlpanda13s avatar mlpanda13 Yeah You Are +1Reply

i laughed

Highninjas avatar Highninja Yeah You Are 0Reply

meh. not as good as the other one

Haha kinda like old spice commercials

Anonymous -1Reply
@Haha kinda like old spice commercials

Is you trying to be funny or you just dumber than plantfood? Of course it's like the damn commercial.

Audrey_2s avatar Audrey_2 Yeah You Are -2Reply
@Audrey_2 Is you trying to be funny or you just dumber than plantfood? Of course it's like the damn commercial.

That's mean :O. You need to correct your grammar.

Mistake #1: "Are" instead of "is".
Mistake #2: There is a comma after "or"
Mistake #3" There is suppose to be an "are" after "or"

Have a nice day :)

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Yeah there is. It's simple. After a sentence, use use a period or conjunction. If you use a conjunction, you need to put a comma between the two sentences. My period key is sticky; I was using Ctrl+V to type.

@CarmelFuzzy Yeah, I forgot -_-

The grammar was still horrendous, though. She was right about that!

mlpanda13s avatar mlpanda13 Yeah You Are +3Reply
@mlpanda13 The grammar was still horrendous, though. She was right about that!

The grammar was SUPPOSED to be horrendous. Audrey II is a character from Little Shop of Horrors, a musical set in the early 1960s. It's about an alien plant that falls into the hands of a clumsy young florist. The plant only drinks human blood, but it will make all your wishes come true, as long as you keep feeding it.

Audrey II was originally voiced by Ron Taylor, who spoke very much like that. Audrey_2 is usingthe person of this character. The grammar and colloquial speech is intentional.

Anonymous +5Reply
@The grammar was SUPPOSED to be horrendous. Audrey II is a character from Little Shop of Horrors, a musical set in...

It's funny, horrendous, and odd. More funny, though.
Going back to the personas... you still would press "No Way" to the odd things posted by noimwrong, right? Well, same thing. Somethings's grammatically wrong, and as apprentice grammar Nazis, we must help!

mlpanda13s avatar mlpanda13 Yeah You Are +3Reply
@mlpanda13 It's funny, horrendous, and odd. More funny, though. Going back to the personas... you still would press "No Way"...

Indeed. I believe that we understand where Audrey_2 was going with this, but as for the others...

Anonymous -1Reply

LITTLE BITCH YOU STOLE THIS FROM FUNNYJUNK WHO STOLE IT FROM 4CHAN

Anonymous -1Reply

This is some delicious copypasta, ne?

i dont get it.

@StaceysDad i dont get it.

Look at the comment before yours.

mlpanda13s avatar mlpanda13 Yeah You Are 0Reply
@StaceysDad oh! what are old spice? sorry xx

It's a commercial. Try either Google-ing it or go on YouTube. You'll find it.

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