+339 On the first task of the Triwizard Tournament, why didn't Harry just be all like, "Accio, GOLDEN EGG!". That would have been much easier.... amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because Dumbledore would have put a magical enchantment around it you silly muggle.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Harry Potter): i was just bout to say the same thing, (without the silly muggle part though)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Considering the champions were supposed to be older than Harry, they will have already covered the accio spell. The task was meant to test their ingenuity in the face of danger, shouting "ACCIO EGG!" would have been far too easy!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

obviously this is too hard for muggles to understand.....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've always wondered if you can summon people or not. Couldn't have have just said "Accio Voldemort!" at some point, too? But that would sacrifice plot, just as it would with your post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you cant accio a person.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@983603 (Anonymous): Yeah, that was proved in the 6th book when Hagrid fell off the bike and Harry tried to summon him.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

first of all, this did make me laugh, but i always defend JKR :) well, who would read that? second, obviously dumbledore prevented it. duh. :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's like the horcruxes, there was an enchantment on them so they couldn't be summoned.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You silly moogle.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

moogle?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Have you ever seen A Very Potter Sequel?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No what is it???

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Go to youtube. Search "A Very Potter Musical". You're welcome. (It is by Team Starkid, look for Act 1, Part 1)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I enjoyed it :0

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There's another. A Very Potter Sequel. Even better in my opinion. You know Voldemort? (Joe Walker) He is now... *drum roll* UMBRIDGE.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Amazing :O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Now check out Me and My Dick. Highly inappropriate- but hilarious. PS- You picture showed up for the first time. I have only one word- PACKERS!!!!!!! (hahahhahahahahahahha)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha that one was funny.... SCREW THE PACKERS!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha. Sorry, but they are busy currently- getting ready for the SUPERBOWL BITCHES.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Have you people EVER read Hogwarts: A History? It has all sorts of information Dumbledore!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Hermione Granger): You know perfectly well that you're the only person who has ever read it Hermione!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've read it...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Hermione Granger): Why would we ever read it?You seem to have it memorized.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hem hem! Aren't you kids supposed to be in class?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Dolores Umbridge): SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CRAZY BITCH!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Becaue Dumbledore prevented it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I bet you get tired of people criticizing you on here huh?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I really do! I get criticized enough at school, I don't need it here on the internet!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He doesn't know what a moogle is-Arthur Weasley, watch A Very Potter Sequel

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought he did (tried to anyway)? Or was that a horcrux? Or fanfiction? I get all confoozled.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why the FUCK didn't barty crouch just make something else into a portkey to the graveyard and handed it to harry to hold. like "Hey Harry, could you hold my doughnut?" O_o

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because they are Death Eaters, and Death Eaters are prone to dramatics.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Everyone's probably right about it not working but chances are Harry didn't know that, so he could've tried, at least.

by Anonymous 14 years ago