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On the first task of the Triwizard Tournament, why didn't Harry just be all like, "Accio, GOLDEN EGG!". That would have been much easier.... amirite?

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Because Dumbledore would have put a magical enchantment around it you silly muggle.

Anonymous +94Reply
@Because Dumbledore would have put a magical enchantment around it you silly muggle.

(Harry Potter): i was just bout to say the same thing, (without the silly muggle part though)

obviously this is too hard for muggles to understand.....

Considering the champions were supposed to be older than Harry, they will have already covered the accio spell. The task was meant to test their ingenuity in the face of danger, shouting "ACCIO EGG!" would have been far too easy!

Have you people EVER read Hogwarts: A History? It has all sorts of information Dumbledore!

Anonymous +16Reply
@Have you people EVER read Hogwarts: A History? It has all sorts of information Dumbledore!

(Hermione Granger): Why would we ever read it?You seem to have it memorized.

@hem hem! Aren't you kids supposed to be in class?

(Dolores Umbridge): SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CRAZY BITCH!

You silly moogle.

Anonymous +12Reply
@Roy moogle?

Have you ever seen A Very Potter Sequel?

Anonymous +2Reply
@Roy No what is it???

Go to youtube. Search "A Very Potter Musical". You're welcome. (It is by Team Starkid, look for Act 1, Part 1)

@Roy I enjoyed it :0

There's another.
A Very Potter Sequel.
Even better in my opinion.
You know Voldemort? (Joe Walker) He is now... drum roll UMBRIDGE.

@Roy Amazing :O

Now check out Me and My Dick. Highly inappropriate- but hilarious.

PS- You picture showed up for the first time. I have only one word-
PACKERS!!!!!!! (hahahhahahahahahahha)

I've always wondered if you can summon people or not. Couldn't have have just said "Accio Voldemort!" at some point, too? But that would sacrifice plot, just as it would with your post.

Anonymous +11Reply

Why the FUCK didn't barty crouch just make something else into a portkey to the graveyard and handed it to harry to hold.
like "Hey Harry, could you hold my doughnut?"
O_o

Anonymous +9Reply

Becaue Dumbledore prevented it!

@Harry_Potter Becaue Dumbledore prevented it!

I bet you get tired of people criticizing you on here huh?

@open_mind_open_soul I bet you get tired of people criticizing you on here huh?

I really do! I get criticized enough at school, I don't need it here on the internet!

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wtf is this the sats?
ITS MAGIC!

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are 0Reply

lol

Anonymous +3Reply

He doesn't know what a moogle is-Arthur Weasley, watch A Very Potter Sequel

It's like the horcruxes, there was an enchantment on them so they couldn't be summoned.

I thought he did (tried to anyway)? Or was that a horcrux? Or fanfiction? I get all confoozled.

first of all, this did make me laugh, but i always defend JKR :)
well, who would read that?
second, obviously dumbledore prevented it. duh. :P

Anonymous -1Reply

Everyone's probably right about it not working but chances are Harry didn't know that, so he could've tried, at least.

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