+261 So... If Barnacle Boy is human, why doesn't he need to wear a suit like Sandy so he doesn't drown? amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Duh, he's a super hero!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Duh, he's a super hero!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well then why is he so damn small compared to the rest of humankind?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How come there's a talking sponge? Why is there a beach in an ocean? How do they have fires in water?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

logic + spongebob squarepants = syntax error

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because... fuck logic.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

mermaid man is a human..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? When Spongebob doesn't wear pants he is embarased, but Squidward just goes around struting that ass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

MERMAID man.. mermaids breathe under water.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Batman wasn't part bat.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He's a BAMF.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He probably has secret gills.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Superpowers, fool.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

there mermaids, fool

by Anonymous 14 years ago