+899 Welcome to America, the only place where you can find a woman with a leash on her child, yet she is carrying around her puppy in a stroller. Where a bank keeps two doors open, yet they chain the pens to the desk. Where white people call each other niggers. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Where prepubescent boys don't have to work for their fame and fourtune.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lovin' it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

where a man can staple two men's penises together.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(James(male)Bond(age)): I had no idea that doing that is normal procedure in America...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Where you can judge while a million others judge you. Where hypocrisy reigns as much as freedom

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So you're saying there's no hypocrisy?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

JAJAJAJA I see what you did there

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wtf is with this "jaja"? D;

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Laughing...in Spanish.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...Oh. >_>

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's okay. I personally find it annoying, because my mind speaks English. So I don't hear "haha" in my head.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Where states let you marry your blood relative, but not your gay partner.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think you mean the U.S.A, im pretty sure they don't do this in Brazil.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It is. It's typically a fraternity ritual.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Where a pizza gets to your house faster than an ambulance and they have Braille on drive through ATMs

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Where people are interviewed and asked questions that the average 4th grader would know, but give stupid answers to make the whole country look bad.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

if you all hate it so much, move.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, because EVERYONE is financially able to just go off and buy a new house/apartment in another country. Because, you know, we're not in a recession or anything.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you must be a democrat, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

if you can compain about the country and complain about the recession that clearly Anonymous is right, you must be a democrat because they always blame everything else for the fact they can't afford anything.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, I'm not a democrat. I'm not even old enough to vote. I have little political views, but I pay attention to what's going on in the world. My parents are both Republicans, by the way.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Where patriotism is down so much because of these people, because the regular, not fat, not spoiled Americans are compared to the idiots.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What does being fat have to do with anything?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Let me clarify: Morbidly obese and/or lazy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that's better, now I agree.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Where patriotism is down" That doesn't really fit, America is patriotic as f*ck compared to the majority of other countries. And that's not a compliment i hate patriotism.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You all are little boys in makeup like that one in the Trident commercial. And I'm NOT MOMMY!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fail Whale... How homosexual.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Umm, actually I'm pretty sure those things happen in a lot of places. I know for one that there are just as many stupid people/things in Australia as there are in America. Well... maybe not quite as many, but it's fairly close.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Where escalators are outside of our gyms.. Where we have more channels on tv than police officers on the streets... Where Football players get paid more a year than life saving doctors.. Where we say "United States" and yet conservatives and liberals want to kill each other.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pens are chained to the desk so people don't accidentally walk away with them. That's why sometimes at supermarkets the pens and taped the spoons. That way you won't just put it in your pocket. There are a lot of much less stupid examples of how America is fucked up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Where we have a black president.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not to burst your bubble, but America ISN'T the only place that has the pens chained to the desks in banks...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...where 310 million people are all stereotyped together as one entity on Amirite.net...

by Anonymous 14 years ago