There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true. amirite?

+464 There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The little guy holding up amirite, He holds up this site day and night he may be quite small, but he is dear to us all, so for that I think he's alright =] might make this into an actual post.. not to be concieted but it's kinda awesome

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it is pretty awesome

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why was he wearing his shoe while he was sleeping?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

is this from a book or something? i swear i remember it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this reminds me of the spongebob episode

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, it also reminds me of the spongebob episode.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The episode of SpongeBob where they say this is my one of my favorites.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

for those who dont remember this is from the episode of Spongebob where he invades other people's dreams, this particular quote is when he enters Gary's dream, where he is an intellectual and starts lecturing Spongebob on dreams

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh indeed that was a smashing good episode blokes i do enjoy viewing spongebob on the television in the twilight hours following tea

by Anonymous 13 years ago

idk who created it it was some famous poet from a long time ago

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in his canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And woke up all covered in goo

by Anonymous 11 years ago