Saxophones should be renamed "sexophones," amirite?

*saxophone Hurry! before it's too late

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1) that was the point of the post. 2) It's never too late!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You spelt saxophone wrong the first time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Idk what you're talking about.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you ever need a shag put your worries in a bag, 'cause there's always something there and thats a sexophone~ (that's my own song, I wrote it for someone at school who was pissing us off on the bus by playing his saxophone)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sexyphones*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sounds like an instrument that plays sex? Hmmmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how did this shit get on the home page?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I will keep saying this. See how this post is in the negative? People seem to think "Lol I voted NW, why would I vote to the homepage!?" No. Just because you disagree with something doesn't make it a bad post. But if you weren't talking about that, and you were actually talking about this post not being worthy of the homepage regardless of score, I disagree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fucking corny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not supposed to be a great pun so much as a testament to the instrument's sexiness. Get out of here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not sexophones or sexyphones...it's a smexyphone ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Saxophone players scare me. My one weakness. I think we should just destroy all saxophones.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should be scared. One day we will rise up, destory all other instruments and rule the world! Muah ha ha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No you won't. I'M the one who will rule the world, and I shall decree that all saxophones be destroyed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But I will be the leader of a secret underground resistance, bent on taking down your sick and twisted anti-saxophone regime.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But you'll inevitably fall, just like the other resistance groups. My allies and I allies are simply too powerful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha. i read this and i automatically thought of this whore in my grade. she plays saxophone. lmao, i was like in her case, yes that's true. this post just made my whole day :DD thanks!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They are pretty sexy, I will admit that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago