The human being is actually a pathetic animal. We don't have sharp teeth or sharp talons for hunting, we don't have wings and we don't have fur for warmth, amirite?

+217 The human being is actually a pathetic animal. We don't have sharp teeth or sharp talons for hunting, we don't have wings and we don't have fur for warmth, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but we do have knifes for hunting, we have guns, we have planes, and we have clothes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Humans don´t have those, those exist separately. The animal alone has nothing but skin and pubic hair.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did we shave our eyebrows in honor of Mona Lisa?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What? I wasn´t being literal by the way, skin and pubic hair wouldn´t have been able to develop thus far, with technology and whatnots.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WE HAVE THUMBS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So do monkeys, opossums and koalas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So it´s nothing special?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The fur on animals isn't pubic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you don't say. Thanks, mate, I never would've known that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And we have a brain!! Isn't that what distinguishes us from animals in the first place??

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not even remotely.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot the troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how the three other people below this that pointed out this fact all got positive scores.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That may be, but our intelligence makes up for us being so soft.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's them opposable thumbs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We weren't designed for any of those things. If a worm needed scales, they'd have them. Humans have their mind, and that's what makes us superior to those animals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you. At least someone has the insight to look beyond our physical capabilities.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We do have some physical capabilities. As _jojo_ mentioned below me, we're bipedal. Also, humans are the best distance runners on the planet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We can stand upright!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So can meerkats.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, but it's still an adaptation that most four-legged animals do not have. We can stand for long periods of time and while we are moving which allows us to use our hands at all times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And when we get butt hurt over someone having more then us, some of us feel the need to destroy and hurt others because of it. Because we're jealous and selfish animals who can't accept that's how life is. We strive for power and forget about the beautiful things in life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Despite that, we are at the top of the food chain. So no, we are not a pathetic species.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We don't need fur, seeing as humans originated in Africa, where it was really hot - hence why we sweat a lot. We never needed sharp teeth or claws, even before knife and such, because we were pack animals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we are like naked mole rats!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But we have thumbs and brains bigger than a walnut which allow us to overcome all the listed obstacles

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plus if we stand in the sun for too long, we turn pink.

by Anonymous 13 years ago