+535 Everything would have been simpler if : Voldemort shot Harry with a gun; Pokemon had trains connecting the cities; Darren hadn't stolen the spider; Frodo had taken a Griffin/giant bird; and if Tom learned what rat poison was. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not really everything, just those five things.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The colon indicates that the sentence before the colon applies to the five things meaning everything would have been simpler in those five things if something different (and simpler) would have happened.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Please explain tom to me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Tom and Jerry

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OoOOOOH i thought you meant someone else. I feel stupid

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't understand "Darren hadn't stolen the spider"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cirque Du Freak

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I dont get darren and frodo

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lotr

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Darren-Cirque du Freak Frodo-Lord of the Rings

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Darren from the vampires assitant/ cirque de freak

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Love the Cirque reference. [[:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Agreed!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I do agree with all of those, but if Darren hadn't stolen the spider, where would the fun be?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is true. If they were this simple, where would the stories be?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cirque du Freak<3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Harry can defend himself from a bullet. The Impediment(or something like that) spell :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He was a BABY.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha yeah, I forgot about the fact that it all began with him not being killed as a baby

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@436271 (Anonymous): Well, he did defend himself against the Avada Kedavra spell; pretty sure a bullet would be a piece of cake against ~love magic~ in comparison haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And you do realize how fast a bullet travels out of a gun, right? It wouldn't pierce your skin if it wasn't traveling hella fast. He wouldn't have had time to Impedimenta it, regardless of the fact that he was, in fact, A BABY as the person above me said. Unless his parents outfitted him in an uber stylish, bulletproof onesie, Harry's dead haha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Like I said, I forgot about the baby thing. And he could still use other spells

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He didn't 'Impedimenta' the Avada Kedavra either. I'm pretty sure that if a magical killing curse didn't pierce his mother's shield of love, a normal, fast moving piece of metal wouldn't either.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I knew I shouldn't have posted as anonymous x.x

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Harry wouldn't die, since he's a horocux

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He wouldn't be if Voldie-pants hadn't AK'ed him.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It doesn't really matter that he stole the spider though cuz at the end it all goes back and someone else took his place making all that happened to him, happen to someone else. (so confusing.)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The paradox made me mad. It's like reading the book and then in the end, nothing you read really happened so it made pointless. Plus MR CREPSLEY!!! >:(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

love the cirque thing (: if darren hadnt stole the spider then we wouldnt have been able to get to know the lovely mr. Crepsley

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm loving the Cirque Du Freak reference!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Simple, yes. Good, no.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the cirque du freak ending was a coplete cop out because he lives as if he didn't steal the spider anyway..and if tom figured out rat poisoning then there wud be no tom and jerry which would be TERRIBLE...and yeah I guess frodo shud have just ridden a huge bird. And yeah if voldemort shot harry then things wud just suck

by Anonymous 14 years ago