+831 What's the point of buying expensive movie theater snacks when you can experience the thrill of sneaking in your own snacks for free? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am pro at sneaking in slushies

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is why God made big purses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except last time I went to the movie theatre, they made me open my purse so they could check for any stuff that I was possibly sneaking it before I could get in to see the movie. >:( Thankfully, I didn't have anything, or else they would have kicked me out on the spot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's just wrong. They shouldn't take away our sneaking in rights.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's an invasion of privacy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The snacks wouldn't be free, just way cheaper.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you are freaking adorable and i think im in love. -liz

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"What's that lump up your sleeve?" "Nothing..." "Ma'am, can I please see-" "I HAVE A DISEASE!" "Ma'am, I know you're just trying to sneak in food!" *Grabs arm* "ASSAULT! ASSAULT! SEXUAL ASSAULT!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MARRY ME

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't understand how many times I have had to overcome the awkwardness of sneaking in slim jims. Seeing two sticks poke out of someone's sides is never a pretty sight...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would absolutely refuse if a movie theatre employee asked to look in my purse. Fuck that; they're not cops. They can make you leave, I suppose, but I would make a big scene if they tried. And then go back every weekend and do it again, arrange a boycott, and generally fuck their shit up. In this age of being able to download movies for free, while they're still in the theatre, I don't think they can afford that kind of bad press. >=)

by Anonymous 13 years ago