+849 Dear 11 year old girl, I'm not sure if it is such a good idea to tell the whole world through your facebook status that you are "home alone. parents won't be back 4 a while. stop by cuz I'm bored" You may get some unwanted visitors... amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why are you friends with 11 year old girls on facebook?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For real. do you just go around adding anybody on your Facebook to make it LOOK like you have friends? Or is this little girl somehow related to you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because who doesn't think an 11 year old girl can look hot?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not, but my mom just told me that the daughter of her boss did this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pedo_Bear is noticeably absent... I'm worried. He doesn't happen to be Facebook friends with your mom's boss' daughter, do you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha...for her sake I'm gonna hope not

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stupid kids

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pedo is on a mission.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend just got her account deleted because of stupid shit like that. She's 14 and said stuff like "I'm interested in MEN- not boys ;)))" and "Going tanning at the pool, and I could really use somebody to talk to (:". Some people need to realize that going into high school being known as "the village bicycle" (even if you really haven't gone that far) isn't cool!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what I'm saying...they really should think before they post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It might end up like the movie Home Alone. Except the boy didn't go around telling everybody on Facebook that he was home alone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dear 11 year old girl, I think its a good idea. I wanna know when you're home alone(: haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh man, pedo_bear is gonna jizz in his pants when he hears about this...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm waiting for Pedo_Bear to comment on this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so am I

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@436328 (bribri1324): I left a message on his wall with a link to this post. He should comment any time now *fingers crossed*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You called?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Come on! We need one of your incredibly innapropriate comments now

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet half the people who have favourited this are just waiting for Pedobear to comment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's the only reason I favourited this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same here with me. I'm WAY too excited to see what he says.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know I am!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He hasn't commented because he's BUSY. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SURPRISE! Now get in the fucking bag...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And by unwanted visitors you mean, a giant bear kicking your door down and giving the girl a huge assrape? Also he will bring sour patch kids?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes! Pedo_bear has commented. I KNEW I favourited this post for a reason

by Anonymous 13 years ago