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Its weird to think, but somebody, somewhere in the world, is working in a glitter factory, amirite?

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Robert Pattinson's second job.

stop getting to the homepage, bitch!

Anonymous +4Reply

i read all of these comments hoping to see someone say, "i work in a glitter factory and its nothing to joke about, its a serious industry." ... no one did. except me.

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@i read all of these comments hoping to see someone say, "i work in a glitter factory and its nothing to joke about...

i work in a glitter factory & its nothing to joke about, it's a serious industry

c(:

Anonymous +4Reply

THIS IS FROM MLIA! :)

@gene THIS IS FROM MLIA! :)

CAPS LOCK IS THE SHIT, ISN'T IT!!

Anonymous +10Reply

That kind of job might be fun lol

don't get your panties in a twist, grandma. I was just curious

IT SURE IS :))) no but seriously go away.

That'd be amazing. I'd love that, glitter would NEVER come off me. <3

I had a dream once that I infiltrated a glitter factory to steal back diamonds from the owner of the place a.k.a. my 7th grade Language Arts teacher. "When dreams get weird, they get WEIRD!" -quote from jesse_james

It's not weird to think that. Where the hell do you think we get glitter from?

Retoosers avatar Retooser Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Hayley yeah. what is glitter made of??

Everyone is wrong. Glitter comes from gay vegetarian vampires.

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@Hayley yeah. what is glitter made of??

faaaaaaaaaail. Glitter is glitter. It isn't made from anything. It's just glitter. Now move on with your life.

@9876098 It's not weird to think that. Where the hell do you think we get glitter from?

Glitter comes from magical, transparent pixies that come from dewdrops. Didn't you know?

Maybe if you didn't rashly deem correct grammar incorrect , he wouldn't make it to the homepage.

@434233 (hayley): That's not exactly what I was saying , but it's probably made of plastic.

I still think glitter is manufactured in some type of factory.

Not really. Whenever I see weird trinkets or something unusual I think "yep, probably made in a sweatshop in Malaysia".

"It looks like I fucked a pixie." -Dane Cook

Okay WTF?!
I wrote this today and it got taken off!!

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