+667 A flight attendant apparently got on the PA, cussed out the passengers, grabbed a beer, and left out of the emergency slide, which sucks for me, because now if I want to quit a job I hate, I've got to find a cooler way to do it than that. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he grabbed two beers

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, he cussed out a single passenger. Then he got arrested on the tarmac for trespassing and theft. I wouldn't advise quitting like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he actually didnt get arrested until two hours later when the cops walked in on him having "sexual realtions."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not to mention, it costs around ten thousand dollars to re-roll the inflatable slide.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard about that. I bet all the people on the plane got stuck there a few hours waiting for the slide to be put back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, was that from Regis and Kelly this morning??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

didn't he try to tell a lady to sit down until the plane fully stopped , and she hit his head with her bag and cussed him out first? that sucks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep. Then he got on the intercom, cussed her out, grabbed two beers, pulled the emergency slide, and walked off the tarmac.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But he did get arrested soon afterwards.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That just isn't necessary and really not too smart. Give notice work your 2 weeks--You just never know who will learn about your good or bad behavior. Tis smart to keep a good record and build up your references.

by Anonymous 7 years ago