English words are made sexual by adding "French" to the beginning of them (ex. "kiss" and "French kiss", "letter" and "French letter", "maid" and "French maid"), amirite?

French toast.. the sexiest of all toasts

French fry. O_e

What's with French letter?

Diarrhea... French diarrhea. I find that difficult to masturbate to.

The real question is: what is the difference between sex and French sex then?

French dressing

French bread makes me horny