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Also about life and dies+264if no one dies a virgin because life screws us all, does that mean life is nothing but a rapist, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also by LewisL+340I'm not lazy, I'm just blessed with a lack of ambition, amirite?
Also by LewisL+32If you were Bonnie's mother at the end of Toy Story 3, you wouldn't leave your child alone with Andy; there's something a little suspicious about a 17 year old who plays with toys that enthusiastically. amirite?
Also about life and miss+101If life was ment to be played by the rules it would be kinda boring. When you're a kid life is good when you have fun and waste time sometimes. Just because we're almost adult's doesn't mean we need to be all serious and start thinking about our future right this second. If we start to get serious right in the middle of our glory years we might miss out on something big that we can tell our children. Something CALLED life, amirite?
Also by LewisL+316The moral strength of a nation is decided not by the rights it gives its citizens, but by the rights it gives its enemies, amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?